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Royce

Where bullshit happens

About Me

Black-and Rican (best of both worlds). True aquarian so i'm destined to be a hippie- but i hope not. Zany at times and just confused the rest of the time. I'm a meteorolgy/GIS major and a lover of guitar, writing, Kool-Aid, women.... and midgets. kiddn. So in short i like havin fun with my people, on the court or wherever else i can find it.Fresh off the mean streets of Akron Ohio. A place known for its outhouses and golf courses. Yeah its a jungle out there. You might catch Bif or Chadwick tryin to rep hard in thier aborcrombie and fitch gear. You gots to be ready to throw down at the drop of a hat and tell them, naw beeach this is my hood- so either lets discuss this over a frappachino or i'll have to politely ask you to leave- fah shizzle.For the previous bio i apologize to anyone from Ohio because its the shit... the real shithole is Michigan... For anyone from Michigan i apologize for not telling you to go SCREW YOURSELF sooner GO BUCKEYES!!!
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You are Form 7, Gryphon: The Wyrm."And The Gryphon displaced the balance of
the world in his favor. With grace and
control, Gryphon deceived mankind and ruled
over civillization. But even he realized that
all good things must come to an end."
Some examples of the Gryphon Form are Satan
(Christian) and Baphomet (Assyrian).The Gryphon is associated with the concept of
control, the number 7, and the element of wind.His sign is the gibbous moon.
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.

The Amazing Spider-Man


79%

Maximus


71%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Captain Jack Sparrow


63%

Lara Croft


58%

Batman, the Dark Knight


54%

Indiana Jones


54%

James Bond, Agent 007


50%

William Wallace


46%

The Terminator


38%

El Zorro


38%
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My Interests

playin Guitar, meteorology (i am the quintesential science geek) basketball, GIS, remote sensing, clubbin, hiking, GUITAR HERO!!! I have a problem :( the occasional get shitfaced at a party then having to write the embarrassing i didn't mean to: say that/ do that in your garden/ didn't know that was your girl letters:), writing, explaining what i wrote then admiting i was drunk while doing it. and Black Man's Kryptonite- A.k.a White women
Your Ideal Relationship is Polyamory
You want to have your cake... and everyone else's.
Which isn't a bad thing, if everyone else gets to eat too!
You're too much of a free spirit to be tied down by a traditional relationship.
You think relationships should be open and free, with few restrictions. What's Your Ideal Relationship?

I'd like to meet:

People definately with a sense of humor. I'm a serious person but i'm also a dumbass so just be warned. I like poeple who give dam about others but are ambitious enough to get it done rather than complain about it. Also i like people who are not afraid to speak thier minds regardless of much i'm going to ream them afterwards:)

How Gamekiller proof are you? Quiz



It looks like you have the tools to withstand all major Gamekiller threats. More often than not, you fend them off naturally and get the girl. But dont let this get to your head youre still pretty weak. You let your guard down too much, letting The Gamekillers get the best of you. Take this lesson to heart: when youre macking on a girl, dont worry about those fools lurking next to you. Keep your eye on the prize and focus on the girl. Once you get a lock on your cool in any situation, youll be throwing game like you invented the game. Youre almost there

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Music:


Movies:

Fight Club, BoonDock Saints, Forrest Gump, the Klumps, and Coming to America, Identity, Seven, Bowling for Columbine, Farenheit 9/11, Boyz in the Hood, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, City of God, Saving Private Ryan, Don't be a Menace...,Enemy at the Gate, Top Gun ...yes back in the day we all played that, Ladies Man, Snatch, Roots- yes all 10 hours, Old Skool- U my boy blue! and the underground porn video Rusty Door in Enter Blackman "Y'all want cho pipes cleaned!" inside joke no pun intended...i am such a dork! What is Your Heart REALLY Made of?
Heart of Gold
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Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, THE OFFICE, Dead Like Me, Arrested Development, Nip Tuck, 30 Days, Dexter, Weeds, Its Always Sunny in Philadephia, Flight of the Conchords, the Family Guy, Dave Chapelle, Scrubs, Spin City, commecials because half are more entertaining than whats on T.V.( unless you're a will and grace fan or just plain retahded)and the teletubbies still scare the shit out of me, i have to admit Sex in the City isn't bad, not saying its good...but i did watch it for 2 hours and now i'm hooked- thank God its almost football season!
You scored as Modernist. Modernism represents the thought that science and reason are all we need to carry on. Religion is unnecessary and any sort of spirituality halts progress. You believe everything has a rational explanation. 50% of Americans share your world-view.

Cultural Creative


75%

Modernist


75%

Postmodernist


69%

Existentialist


69%

Materialist


63%

Romanticist


44%

Fundamentalist


44%

Idealist


44%
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Books:

HAHA... Royce read- no my personal fave is a Clockwork Orange, The Art of War,1984, and Animal Farm, Iceberg Slim, Trick Baby, Boondocks, Soul on Ice, and of course my copy of "confidence for the dumbass" followed by the sequel "well stupid we tried"

Heroes:

TROJAN MAN!, MLK (Martin Luther King),Paul Rusesabagina,Ralph Waldo Emerson; Bill Cosby, THE DECIDER!!!, Andy Mckee, Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Guy, Mom, and the fam, Special shout out to the first black to man to crap in a white man's toilet. I'm sure it made waves.

My Blog

And So it Goes

      So I woke up Monday morning in Denton Texas  wondering  how did I get here, what is that odor, and why does my ass hurt?  The answers to the last two ques...
Posted by Royce on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

Gater Hater

Well for those of you that watched the Ohio State massacre i don't want to hear a word from you for the next two months. That will give me time to focus on the Kobe lakers as they gear up to reach the...
Posted by Royce on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST

Great new chat site!!!

Hey guys,   Sorry this wont be a real blog, rather a mini blog until i have something interesting to say. Anyway i got on today and realized that there was a bulletin from me talking about a...
Posted by Royce on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:03:00 PST

Bout F****in TIME!!!

Those were the words my Mom said as she got off the plane to see me graduate. She wasn't paying for it ..but she loves talkin shit..and thats why i love her.   Good news travels fast so by now y...
Posted by Royce on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:06:00 PST

Graduation

Hola B**** ,                 Well it only took 6 years but i'm finally graduating. I'll do a full blog later but i'm just putt...
Posted by Royce on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:08:00 PST

Ain't this some shit

 Guys,   They say race relations have gotten better in America. And to an extent they have. Before we were not equal. Now we are...as long as its before six o'clock. Case in point; peep...
Posted by Royce on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST

For my birthday i killed my phone

Hey guys,   First off thanks for the birthday wishes; that was cool. Unfortunately i haven't been able to call any of you back lately because my phone is as the zee germans say Kaput like yo mamm...
Posted by Royce on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:37:00 PST

Hootie Lives

Well now that my computer is basically shot to hell this is when i hear music I actually want to download. Two tracks that are stuck in my head are Anywhere with you by Saves the Day and my personal f...
Posted by Royce on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 03:36:00 PST

An almost Pamesque- but not quite that caliber

School is over..... The sun has set , grades are in and all i can do is think.....THANK F&%&*$*% GOD!!!!!! Seriously everyone had to go through the semester that i went through we'd have a lot...
Posted by Royce on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 01:50:00 PST

Scared Shitless

Well,        I've become the hypocrite I've always hoped i'd be. When i was younger my lifelong goal was to be a bum with funny signs. I wish i were joking but seriously ...
Posted by Royce on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:39:00 PST