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"...most people who piss me off i just hate. you just pissed me off cause youre always right and i dont like admitting it hahah.
you're not annoying. people just don't get you because you have above average intelligence which some mistake for arrogance and you have an open mind and they don't like to open theirs and realize they don't know anything. it's tough dealing with most people, they mostly suck. you don't need to better yourself.. just don't hang around the wrong people"
-Lauren S.

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But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

My Blog

Yea, Vegetarian

Sometimes when a vegan enters the room, they make darn sure everybody knows they are a vegan before they even approach the food table. You all know what I'm talking about. I hate vegans who do that.H...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:04:00 GMT

Stories that may or may not be true. (Best Story Ever)

So I've known this girl for over three years now. We talk every so often because she's pretty smart, and are always on the same wavelength. Well a few months after I met her she started dating this gu...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:44:00 GMT

READ FIRST: Stories that may or may not be true.

So I have been known to tell a few really good stories, and every so often someone will tell me they don't believe me at all! Well, it turns out when you mix a dash of creativity, a dollop of crazy, t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Stories that may or may not be true.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking who candies between my thumb ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Things thatll make you think.

-Having trouble opening applesauce jars is not a good reason to get married.-Lychee Ramune is easiest to drink like a hamster.-The meaning is life is not what you know, but who you know.-The longer yo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:12:00 GMT

Are you a genius? THEN SHUT UP AND FIT IN

I had a conversation with a friend of mine. She said "If you are a genius, you would automatically be able to converse with people of lower intellect at thier level" This is not true. Just because you...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:23:00 GMT

Just Water (Poem!)

Just Water She is upset with meBecause I am sittingAt the window.I watch the rain.Listening to the patteringListening to the thunder. Tonight it rains.Her birthday.She turned eight,And I still seven.B...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:02:00 GMT