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complex.quirky & inappropriate sense of humor.quiet until i get to know a person.stubborn & contrary.smart-ass.like still waters.love to laugh.the book you never judge by the cover.trying to figure out who i really am underneath everything else.
i Love you like: a Krispy Kreme, cream filled chocolate covered doughnut. So much, I have to hide my love because the enormosity of it would be embarassing if anyone were to discover it. So, I sit alone in my room, scribbling thoughts of Mary. Dear Diary...Mary is like a perfectly round doughnut, with just enough chocolate spread evenly in a perfect circle on top and the exact amount of creamy goodness inserted into the middle (not too much on the left or right, but evenly) so you get some with each bite. Diary, I Love Mary...

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like-minded people, but who can also challenge me on the way i see things. and who can challenge themselves as well."people will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul"--carl jung
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tag and you’re it.

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why y...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:17:00 GMT

mary vs. THE SUN

SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINACOUNTY OF BUNCOMBEMARY E. SABATINI, Plaintiff and Appellant, vs.THE SUN, Defendant and RespondantMary E. Sabatini ("Mary S." or "Plaintiff"), by her undersi...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:15:00 GMT

skimble

first off, sorry for being lame about keeping in touch lately. i have alot on my mind these days.i mainly wanted to let my friends know that i had to put skimble to sleep this past saturday. he has be...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:34:00 GMT

the love of a good cat

so i have been training all week at the other target store in town. the new job is going well, although it was very weird to be in a different target store where i knew pretty much no one. it sounds l...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:46:00 GMT

up yours, world!

   i feel as if life has been kicking me around for the last two weeks. and by kicking i mean aiming for my kidneys with steel-toed boots and not letting up even when i cry uncle. could...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:03:00 GMT

meditation on a photo

i'm still working on this one, trying to get it just right. but here goes: meditation on a photo: what stories lieupon the hardwood floor?sun crawlingslantwiseupon his ebony frame. whose eyes snap shu...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:26:00 GMT

here's what a degree in religious studies and women's studies gets ya...

    jesus multiplied the fish andwine to feed his followersgod brought down vengeancefor those many who disobeyed him buddha conquered demons andrecognized the endless chainof kharma and reb...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:12:00 GMT

mom

this is how you stop a cut from being a scar-i told my motherwhen i was eleven dipping some tissue in a glass of wateri rub it across my woundexplaining that the cut must be kept moist mom was indeed ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 20:57:00 GMT

life is what happens when you're not paying attention

ok, so people who know me realize i am very anti-blog. i see no reason for others not to write whatever they feel they need to -i'm pro-blog for anyone but myself. but see, i never got into writing a ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 13:28:00 GMT

first times

I.   expectations he asked if i cared to try it or maybe i offered i don't really remember but the k was gotten   locked in the dorm room white walls dragging me down   he pours out the...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 13:53:00 GMT