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Riley Ph♥enix

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I've watched too many Disney movies, and expect to get my own happily ever after with a Prince Charming and the whole package (hehe, package).
My friends mean the world to me.
I'm fragile. Don't break me.
Don't take it personally if I call you a whore, ho, slut, etc. I do it to everyone.
I might punch you in the vagina. You've been warned.
It's likely I'll borrow your clothes. So you know, be prepared for that.
Car time = music time. Don't expect much time for talking when riding in my car, there'll be too much singing going on.
I use the words 'dude' and 'bru' a lot. Why? Because I'm a hip kid.
I like mermaids.
Music boxes make my heart swish.
I use the words 'moose' and 'vagina' to mean just about everything. Such as 'You're a moosey whore' or 'Stop being such a bloody vagina.' or 'Oh, vaginas!' Adjective, verb, noun, whatev. Moosey vag.
I use similes that don't really make sense. Example: It's snowing like a hooker outside.
I'm a complete hopeless romantic. Give me all that cheesy mushy lovey-dovey shit and I'm a puddle. I'm also reeeaally shy until you get to know me. I can't really help it.
I am the master of making le grilled cheese.
I'm a planeteer. You can be one too.
I draw quite frequently. If you'd like to see some of my work, check out my DeviantArt.

Um....if there's anything else you want to know I suppose you can just ask. ^_^.

Message me sometime. AIM - ErosAnteros MSN - [email protected]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Thomas. Ian Cunningham. Daniel Craig, mmm.

My Blog

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