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About Me

I'm definitely good for long stretches of not updating this thing... Ah, such is life I suppose. I also suppose I owe a thanks to those who have bared with me thus far :p .
For those who don't know me... I usually start my blather with how much I love music... and I do. From reggae to metal, and from Snoop to Railroad Earth. I've been playing guitar for well over a decade, and shall continue to do so as long as I live.
I'm also a huge fan of cartoons, the Food Network, TLC, the History Channel, Discovery and so on. If it's not nerdy, cartoons, zombie related, maybe something about tattoos... ::shrugs:: The occasional MXC or Ninja Warrior is always fun...
And in summation, some seemingly random phrases/quotes: I work at a bar/restaurant. I love to read. I love animals. My favorite color (or lack thereof) is black. I tend to wield the English language in a less than common manner. Nothing is ever easy. Cave quid dicis, quando, et cui. It's not Versailles, but the wine is good. No man should be without T.P. No time for sanity, chum! And finally... I was a chubby lady hidin' in the bushes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet?... Well, obviously anyone in my bands/movies/blah blah sections. But aside from all that...

Hrmm... I suppose I'm open to meeting most anyone, assuming you're not a total douche bag. Granted, many douche bags don't realize that I (and often many others) think they're a douche bag... but that's another rant for another time. I digress however...

I tend to get along with the insane, odd, eccentric, off, strange, eerie, and so on and so forth. So, if your brand of insanity/strange/crazy seems similar to mine, we'll probably get along, and I'd like to meet you... Or, at least, I'd likely enjoy us blabbing at each other for a time.

My Blog

Back from the dead... Yet again.

Yeah... Once again I actually return to MySpace. As many times as I've left this thing for dead, it still miraculously lives on... What does not kill it, makes it strong. I've raised one hell of a zom...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:47:00 GMT

In my crazy head

So as usual, my life seems to go in phases. My life most definitely seems to be entering another new phase. Phases seem to be very different and drastic from each other. I tend to have very large warn...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:13:00 GMT

"Here I am, back again, bigger than life, and twice as ugly!"

For whatever reason, I've decided to return to MySpace and update my profile a bit. I doubt I'll be updating it all that frequently, but I will check messages and such on a fairly regular basis. I'll ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:50:00 GMT

Death be not proud...

"Death, be not proud, though some have called thee, Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so. For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow, Die not, poor Death. Nor yet canst thou kill me. From re...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 01:56:00 GMT

Great Caesar's gout! Updated pics!

Yes. Its true. I have pics up that aren't years old. They were all taken not long ago (Mid Oct.) during a trip to South Carolina. Good times. Good times.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:45:00 GMT

Happy Birthday G.G. Allin

Yeap, its the outlaw scumfuck's birthday. He'd be 49 today if he didn't die of a heroin overdose back on 6-28-1993. Then again, I don't see him living much longer anyway. Here's a pic of his grave fr...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:30:00 GMT

Gigantour pictures (and a few from Greg's birthday party as well)

Bah, fucking MySpace... Here if you want to see the pictures, just get off yer lazy ass and visit my LiveJournal: http://www.livejournal.com/~iamtheking or view the entire unedited series of concert p...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 14:49:00 GMT

Gigantour story & review

As some of you may be aware, I was at Gigantour on Wednesday night. Overall, it ranks as one of the 3 best concerts I've ever been to. Simply amazing. The entire story is great, but if you're only int...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 14:45:00 GMT

Ozzfest review

Well, it turns out that I actually made it to Ozzfest afterall, due to a very odd and very last minute turn of events. Here is the review I posted in LiveJournal (which I update a hell of a lot more t...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jul 2005 15:35:00 GMT

And another eternity passes...

Moved to a new house. Built a new frankenstein of a computer. Junior died. My aunt had her baby (she wasn't even supposed to be able to get pregnant (she had a tubal ligation)). Jim & Keri got a d...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jul 2005 16:35:00 GMT