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Xander Alan

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About Me



I'm Alex. I go to UW. People tell me I'm a cool guy. Ghettomilkshake=AIM

Pretty sure this is the best thing ever because Tanner and I made it.

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Now give me a hug 'fore I give you a knuckle samich

This is the greatest board game ever invented.

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.

My Interests

Football, girls, video games, weightlifting, film making, script writing, bowling, and hanging out with my friends every night of the week if possible.

This is awesome.

I'd like to meet:

People like Juno MacGuff.

You are Mouth! You have a big mouth and you like to
make jokes out of everything. You also can
speak Spanish really well, but you use it in
horrible ways. Try not to be such a jerk and
you could get more chicks.

Music:

If you don't like Queen, chances are I don't care for you as a person.

Movies:

Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Zoolander, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynomite, Fight Club, Bowling for Columbine, Fox and the Hound, Supersize Me, The New Guy, the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, most Football related movies i.e. The Replacements, The Waterboy, Brian's Song, anything with Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller, anything with Eliza Dushku, Paula Garces, or Jessica Alba, anything with Don Cheadle, and anything with Ziyi Zhang.

Pimp

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Comedy Central Presents, South Park, 24, House, Fairly Oddparents, My Name is Earl, Prison Break, Lost, Heroes, and anything on VH1.

Books:

Culture of Fear, and Fast Food Nation, two books that affected my view of our culture immensely. All the Harry Potter books and The Da Vinci Code are also frightfully good reads. And The Boondocks comic strip + Ctrl Alt Del. Also it may sound loserish but I enjoy Japanese manga: One Piece, DBZ, Naruto, Black Cat, Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Death Note, Hikaru No Go, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu Yu Hakusho to name a few.

Heroes:

Christopher Walken, Terry Crews, Bam Margera, Will Ferrell, Don Cheadle, Austin Powers, Brian Tesch, Richard Proenneke from Alone in the Wilderness (he's a total beast), Stephen Lynch, Nick Swardson, and every single one of my friends. I love you all. And LeRoi

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My Blog

I am enjoying this conversation part 3

Jon: lolJon: jon the sailorMe: top breeders recommend alexJon: who stole the cookies in the cookie jon?Jon: whiter, brighter teeth, in just 10 days, with jonMe: who would you have an alex with?Jon: wh...
Posted by Xander Alan on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:18:00 PST

I am enjoying this conversation Part 2

Jon: there is nothing to fear, but jon himselfMe: Things happen after an alexJon: i pledge alliegance to the jonMe: Bet you can't eat AlexMe: jajajaMe: jajajaMe: jajajajaJon: i'm jonnedMe: Alex: The o...
Posted by Xander Alan on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:15:00 PST

I am enjoying this conversation

Me: pussyJon: dickMe: assholeJon: breastJon: nippleMe: other bodily orificeJon: earwaxMe: phallusMe: im shaving my goateeMe: on sundayJon: lolMe: or tuesdayJon: is it going to be like an epic event?M...
Posted by Xander Alan on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:07:00 PST

Me on drugs

This is a video of myself after getting home after having my wisdom teeth removed. Let me warn you that being under the influence makes you very suggestible and that this movie may contain some unwant...
Posted by Xander Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wisdom teeth

Well I got my wisdom teeth out today and I gotta say that I have a new favorite feeling, being under the influence of laughing gas, wow, so happy feeling. The surgery went good, I had all four taken o...
Posted by Xander Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goatee

Yes, I now have enough hair on my chinny chin chin for it to be deemed a goatee and not just stubble. Score one for the White man.
Posted by Xander Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back

I am now back from WSU, and we won most outstanding team; i might have a tear in my miniscus; Greg fucked up his ankle; Daniel has bursitis; Tesch sprained his MCL; Subia, Kenny, Jared, and Kulta...
Posted by Xander Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RFL 2005

Sorry that this video doesn't have much footage from RFL. I put the camera away after a while because I didn't want it to get wet, and I never pulled it back out. So enjoy what I recorded. Here's the ...
Posted by Xander Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tired of this shit

I'm really tired of this highschool shit. This shit is just to fuckin depressing sometimes. I'm just to fucking tired. Wanting to be with someone so much but never having the courage to say anything m...
Posted by Xander Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Relay For Life

Well I don't know about anybody else but I had fun last night during RFL, even though I poured and everything got soaked and I got about 5 blisters on each foot from walking with wet feet. It was grea...
Posted by Xander Alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST