OK.... I..m a decade older than what I've listed....but you gotta admit, I look younger than 46 (and yeah, the pics are recent). Besides, "you're as old as you feel" and I feel up a lot of younger guys so that's gotta count for something. I have good genes: when I eat cake, it goes straight to my chest. I'm a former gymnast and it's been some years since I've done a double back summersault, but I still can flip over boys (can get some of the top ones to flip also). I..m versatile (can date & can do one nighters).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darryl N
Birthday: march
Birthplace: San Francisco
Current Location: NYC, in the Chelsea meat market
Eye Color: brown, but sometimes red
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left 4 beating off, right 4 everything else
Your Heritage: Mostly Chinese, part Latin, little bit stud and lit bit slut, i.e., I'm a mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: needs to be shined :(
Your Weakness: a handsome guy's face that makes me want to slap my hard cock on it
Your Fears: it will say "no, you're mom's in the other room."
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm a meat eater - Use your imagination and don't forget the cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meat my future ex
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "OK, cum over"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "OK, doggies, Daddy will feed you and pick up your shit, but give him 5 more mins."
Your Best Physical Feature: my skin, both
Your Bedtime: Depends on who's in the bed
Your Most Missed Memory: Too personal to post here and it would make us all cry
Pepsi or Coke: talking about only drinks right?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yeah, MacDonalds food goes straight to the chest when I eat it, so it wins
Single or Group Dates: Depend on how you define "dates."
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'll check the next time I get tea bagged
Chocolate or Vanilla: like sex, it's all good
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no, not even pot (I miss college)
Do you Swear: Gosh, holy cow, no way.
Do you Sing: Only if I want to fuckin kill someone by slow torture
Do you Shower Daily: yes, unless I get a request
Have you Been in Love: Yes, see above under "most missed memory" section
Do you want to go to College: Although the locker rooms were really educational - been there done that
Do you want to get Married: no, but my mom wants me to and keeps offering bribes
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in Muscle Gods: know they exist and have fucked some....and yeah, I also believe in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but still sometimes wish that this world would turn slower
Do you think you are Attractive: 4 some, but not 2 other
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, I am - in health and other things
Do you get along with your Parents: Really well now that the homophobic one is resting in peace
Do you like Thunderstorms: kinda do
Do you play an Instrument: I play alot, but no instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup, I paid, he put out (good old fashioned date)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, not since college when I smoked pot in the locker room, while picking up hot boys
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah, I love eating fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Just for a work related presentation
In the past month have you been Dumped: naw, don't think so.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's been winter in NYC, balls would have frozen
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, stopped doing that when I stopped eating the boxes of oreos
Ever been Drunk: yeah, and I don't even drink
Ever been called a Tease: every morning by my dogs when I almost get up, but don't
Ever been Beaten up: By my dad once, but it was only just a phase he was going through
Ever Shoplifted: only boxes and boxes of oreos
How do you want to Die: Not gonna. None of us do. We just transend.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me (just wiser, less serious and with bigger back muscles)
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy- I have this thing for Italian men...on second thought, I would like to visit every country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It's all good
Favourite Hair Color: it's all good
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: Med
Weight: beefy
Best Clothing Style: t shirt and jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: Equals the number of drugs in the universe Minus the number of drugs in the universe that I haven't taken (love solving algebra equations)
Number of CDs I own: It's alot, took me two years to load up my ipod
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just one, see above under "most missed memory" section
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