V anessa is her name
A nd she's certainly not lame
N ever mean and always kind
E ven though she has a small mind
S he's coming to see the POG Show with me
S he'll realise how amazing he is, you'll see
A nd Vanessa's very cool
Y ? Cos she likes Muffin the Mule
A nd not only that, she's really amazing
R eally soon *****'ll be her king
W ithout a doubt, she's great
O r what would I do without her as a mate?
O dd and strange she can be
D efinitely not as weird as me! /style