The Most Horriblest Dream |
Today I had the worst dream in the world
My eye is very red, and puffy and skanky, and I dreamed that because I was trying to get some grit out of it this morning that I pulled the lid up and loo...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
More Nonsense Poetry |
White Squares
White squares and balloons in bed
All jumbled up together and printed in your head
Picked at scabs and bits of fluff
Sellotaped along the walls to the inside of your mind
&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:27:00 GMT |
REPULSIVE!!! VILE!!! |
UGH.
There is a woman outside my window wearing a mustard yellow jacket. It is repulsing me with its vile colour and the nature of it is quite disturbing. To see it you would understand why my ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:54:00 GMT |
Nonsense Poetry |
Ode to a piece of cake
Forsooth the minatour did come
And followed n his wake
As rounded as a chicken's bum
A smallish piece of cake
And lo the minatour did roar
Enough to make you shak...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:24:00 GMT |
Things that really PISS me off: |
I'm generally a really laid back person (as my friends will tell you) but these are some things that bug me:
1: when people buy me soft toys as presents - i mean, what am i suposed to do with them??
2...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:39:00 GMT |
