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BIG ABE

Hustle by any means necessary

About Me

F.L.O.R.I.D.A. I rep dis hurr til I end up in a grave...
First and foremost, when I grow up, im gonna marry me a southern belle. I Love me some GRITS (girls raised in the south)
now...
uh, im Abe. I play guitar/drums/voice for Malpracticed Laceration and guitar in THIS IS SPARTA!
Im straight edge. I am Now, and I will be forever, Its The Only Way.

hit me up on AIM lykeOMGitsxABEx
Im in tenth grade at florida high.
I HATE explaining myself, dont ask me Why.
if you talk shit though, ill slap you in the mouth with 9 inches of limp dick.
on your best day, you could never be me.
there aint no bitch in my blood nigga, its nothin but thug. Complacency is my worst enemy. im a xstreetwalkerx
Got a Problem wit me? Solve it. Think Im Trippin? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit down. CANT FACE ME? TURN THA FUCK AROUND!
before I forget,
I dont wanna be your fuckin friend.
and im taken thanks.
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me and my niggaz ride high on 26's
I'd like to meet:


Ambuhhh- you're the best thats happened to my since puberty. you're my girl and my homie all at the same time. i'd whip chuck norris' ass straight up cold if he were to disrespect you. dont ever change, you're the coolest person ive ever met. you make everyday worth gettin outta bed. and yo nana is pretty tight too. oh yeah, and yo benzooomatic. i luv you babe.
Kenny- You are the flyest fuckin kid on the face of this earth. you make me feel amazing about myself. you made me embrace myself rather than be embarassed. you helped me a lot mentally since ive known you. and you're the only person that can make me shit my pants laughing without sayin a damn word. i luh you bih.
J-rad- my brutha. we iz like p-nut butta n crack.
CW xNICKx- The most DMXC muthafucka in the world and the longest friendship ive ever had, ily bro.
Speedwalkin' Brandon Tacos- we've been through a bunch, no one can pwn so many things all the same time as good as you. you're oarsum d00d.
Tyla Beez- You're like a left nut, i'd be nothing without you. i love you dude, upwn@DM.
Teresa- you're the coolest middle schooler ive ever met. you're amazing, and fun, and hxc as shit, and feline-like, loljk, ilybbycks.
Gabbe- I met you not too long ago, a few months maybe? but I dont think ive ever fallen in such love with someone so quickly, ever. You're the nicest and sweetest person ive ever been blessed with meeting. Im so glad that I met you, you're an amazing person. ily. (oh yeah, and you're beautiful as all get out...)

My Interests



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Heroes:

Heroes: Gabbe- I love you so much, you're the most wonderful person i've ever met HEIDI RUBI PONCE!!! shes my favorite person ever in the world Tyla Beez, cause dats my homie fo sho. J-rad, that my brutha Turissa ILY! my mommy! Ms. Angel, cause she rules Brandon Tacos- my nigga Claire Vastola- love her to deathhh Christine- teh uber hottest yogurt eater in the world, hell chessss!

My Blog

as of late...

well, lately...in the past few weeks... ive distanced myself from just about everyone.(i.e. no Myspace, no AIM)for some reason, everyone got annoying, and im tired of talking to just about everybody.i...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

ROFL! ILY, Tyler!

[22:57] destroyR0senses: he reminds me of like "that kid" that you know when you're little...   that like... he's always outside playin and shit[22:57] destroyR0senses: and he never goes hom...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST

HAHAHA JAKE!

Jake (9:45:43 PM): dragged across the forest floordestroyR0senses (9:45:55 PM): say what about your mom?Jake (9:45:57 PM): lolJake (9:46:01 PM): Stfu, ForeskinnerdestroyR0senses (9:46:04 PM): hahahade...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

True Til Death

THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED BY MIKE FROM MAKE THEM SUFFER BUT I LIKED HIS POINTS SO I REPOSTED.   xxx   Yesterday at school, somebody made fun of me for being edge. I'm all for having your ow...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:47:00 PST

Now id rather go home with this X on the back on my hand, than with you.

K, im bout to break off some ground rules.   i've been getting some complaints. *edit*  This is not toward anyone in particular, just generalizing, so dont be conceited. 1.  if you give...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST

Wanna spend a day with the Streetwalker?

Turissa: ..whore.Streetwalkin' Abe: hey, I do whats I doesTurissa: ..workin the corners.Streetwalkin' Abe: fo shoTurissa: what's your rates?Streetwalkin' Abe: 10 bucks to stand next to me and pretend ...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

Bitches runnin' wild

Srsly.   im very happy as of now. like srsly srs. A Perfect Tomorrow makes me want to jerk it. myspace.com/aperfecttomorrowrocks.   oh and stop talkin shit, got stuff to say?  say it to...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

Know This X

    This time I'll take every word with a grain of salt and stare you down. One day you'll learn what a promise really is and the meaning of pride. Go ahead and X up. SELLOUT. Go ahead ...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:49:00 PST

i always envied the fact that penis has more conversation friendly names than vagina.

hahahtara...
Posted by Streetwalkin Abe™ [8 days][TWC] on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST