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the crunchy one

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About Me

56% promiscuous .
38% video game addict .
32% idiot .
22% white trash .
27% hippie .
78% asshole .
47% metrosexual .
60% evil genius .
23% tortured artist .
36% ska .
25% grunge .
12% raver .
22% metal head .
45% emo .
8% goth .
45% geek .
61% internet addict .
29% punk rock .
a politician (Dominant Extroverted Abstract Thinker).
going to die Wednesday, September 10th 2042, at the age of 57.
21% messianic .
a man .
44% dateable .
93% aquarius .
49% lazy .
16% obsessive .
76% gentleman .
my inner child is angry. i'm not an angry person, but when i don't get my way, watch out. like a very manipulative child, i will get what i want. even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.
my 1950s name is Gordon Dale.
my French name is Campbell Lemoine.
my movie star name is Pretzels James.
my fashion designer name is Sean Paris.
my socialite name is Crunchy Orlando.
my fly guy name is S. Cal.
my detective name is Chinchilla Johnson.
my barfly name is Chips Cosmopoliton.
my soap opera name is Thomas Dublin.
my rock star name is Gummies Cheetah.
my Star Wars name is Seaxan Caljos.
my punk rock band's name is The Tired Kumquat.
i am a bright christmas tree . for me, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites. i'm into all things christmas, even if they're a little tacky.
the movie of my life would be a black comedy. in my life, things are so twisted that i just have to laugh.
i am a charmer . i'm a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. i seduce with words, by getting people to open up to me. by establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under my power, and i've got them just where i want them!

My Interests

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My Blog

Been Awhile

It's been a long time since I've posted on my MySpace blog, mostly because I already use LiveJournal when I want to post something, which is rarely. Anywho, let's get caught up, shall we, MySpace?Hayd...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:37:00 GMT

Tilly!

Okay, so I just got home from going to St. Augustine to see the Tilly and the Wall show with Hayden. All I have to say is that they were fucking unbelievably awesome! Their opening act, David Dondero,...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:08:00 GMT

Crushin' and Stuff

So I have a crush on this really hot British guy that comes into my work sometimes and I think he's totally into me. Alas, he is going back to his homeland soon and the next time he is visiting is Aug...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 20:56:00 GMT

Goodbye Target, Hello Carter's

For those of you that don't know yet, my nearly five-year stint at Target came to an end a little over a week ago. The store I was working at was a big pain in the ass and not worth my time. All of yo...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 20:06:00 GMT

So Many People?

I'm beginning to wonder if it's time to pare my friends list down to just people that I actually talk to from time to time or have some sort of real connection with (such as good friends from high sch...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:29:00 GMT

Layout Making Sucks

So yeah, I definitely have a free layout copy-and-paste thing on here. I want to make my own layout, but it's really daunting and I'm way out of practice with CSS, especially with trying to alter the ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 13:54:00 GMT

New Profile

I signed up for a new profile and I am trying to rebuild my friends base. I invited as many people back as I could easily find, but don't feel bad if I didn't add you... I just checked my schools list...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:24:00 GMT