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About Me

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My name is Porsha Kenyell Minor and I'm currently a freshman at UT Knox majoring in nursing. Also, I'm currently 28 weeks pregnant with my first child, DerKavia Danielle Woodland, who is due July 11,2007. May 29 will be my 3rd anniversary with the love of my life,Derrick Deworn Woodland aka Ned. He is my lover, my baby's father, my lifetime partner and friend!!!

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ABC of Me
The Letter A
Are you available?: No
What is your age?: 19
What annoys you?: Stupid ass people
The Letter B
Do you live in a big house?: Not really
When is your birthday?: January 5, 1988
Who is your best friend?: Ned
The Letter C
What's your favorite candy?: Sour anything
Who's your crush?: Ned
When was the last time you cried?: Last week
The Letter D
Do you daydream?: Yes
What's your favorite kind of dog?: Poodle
What day of the week is it?: Saturday
The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?: Yes
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: Sleep
The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: Yes
Do you use fly swatters?: Yes
Have you ever used a foghorn?: No
The Letter G
Do you chew gum?: Yes
Are you a giver or a taker?: Taker
Do you like gummy candies?: No
The Letter H
How are you?: Great
What color is your hair?: Sunset
The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream?: Cookies and Cream
Have you ever ice skated?: No
Do you play an instrument?: No
The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?: Don't like Jelly Beans
Do you wear jewelry?: Yes
The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?: LOL!!!
Do you want kids?: Yes
Where did you go for kindergarten?: EastSide Elementary
The Letter L
Are you laid back?: Yes
Do you lie?: Sometimes
The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?: The Color Purple
Do you still watch Disney movies?: Yes
Do you like mangos?: No
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?: No
What is your real name?: Porsha
Whats your favorite number?: 6
Do you prefer night over day?: Yes
The Letter O
What's your one wish?: The live the perfect life!!
Are you an only child?: No
The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: Not succeding in life
What are your pet peeves?: Don't have any
What's a personality trait you look for in people?: Funny
The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?: "Nobody needs Nobody"
Are you quick to judge people?: Yes
The Letter R
Do you think you're always right?: Yes
Are you one to cry?: Yes
The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: Rain
Do you like snow?: No
What's your favorite season?: Spring
The Letter T
What time is it?: 3:07 pm
What time did you wake up?: 12:00 pm
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: Never
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?: Yes
Underwear or boxers?: Boxers
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie?: Spinach
Where do you want to go on vacation?: Jamaica
The Letter W
What's your worst habit?: Procrastinating
Where do you live?: In a dorm right now but I have an apartment
What's your worst fear?: Being attacked by cats
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes
Have you seen the x-games?: No
Do you own a xylophone?: No
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?: Yes
What's one thing you yearn for?: Food!!
The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?: Capricorn
Do you believe in the zodiac?: Yes
Favorite zoo animal?: Birds
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Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite
How often do you like to have sex?: Whenever I can
Is sex a top priority for you?: No
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Sometimes
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Never
How do you feel about one night stands?: That's a no no
How many one night stands have you had?: None
What's your favorite position?: Being on top
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: In the bathroom
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Depends on how I feel
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Yes
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Depends on how we feel
Do you get off first or do they?: LOL!!!
Do you like kissing during sex?: Yes
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Both
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Either
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Yes
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 16
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 1
What does your favorite fore-play include?: Food & Games
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: That's why I have him
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: ! person
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Yes and HELL NAW!
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: In the same room while someone was sleeping last month
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: In the middle of nowhere in a tent while it's raining with lots of candles and music
Have you ever done porn?: No
Have you ever have sex for money?: No
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: No
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: No
During sex... what are you thinking about?: I have no idea
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: Bottom
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: As many as possible
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: No
Could you live without sex?: No
How often do you find sex boring?: Never
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: 1-2 hours
Do you like to perform oral sex?: No
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: Yes
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: Yes
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: No
Have you ever had interracial sex?: No
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: No
Have you ever had sex while at work?: No
Have you ever had sex while at school?: No
What is something that you would never consider doing?: Don't know
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: No
Would you ever have sex in public?: Yes
What's your biggest turn on?: There's so many
Do you spit or swallow?: LOL!!
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: Too many
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: Yes
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: No
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: No
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: Yes
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: Outside
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 5 years
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Yes
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: Yes
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: I don't know
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: Elementary school
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: Completely naked
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: Yes
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: No but would like to
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: On the deck outside
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: No
Do you were protection as often as you should?: NO!!
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: No
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: No
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: Older
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: LOL!!
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: Yes
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: No
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Ned!!
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: Ned!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Porsha Kenyell Minor
Birthday: January 5, 1988
Birthplace: Brownsville,TN
Current Location: Knoxville,TN
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Sunset & Brown
Height: 5'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Old Navy flip flops
Your Weakness: Ned
Your Fears: Cats
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust sausage & pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have a healthy baby & be a geat mother
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thank God 4 another day and I can't wait until May 5
Your Best Physical Feature: Breasts
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Jr. High
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already here
Do you want to get Married: Yep. May 29, 2009
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep or painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Wife, Mother, and Trauma Nurse
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Any
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Any as long as fat isn' hanging out
Best Clothing Style: Thuggish
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Don't know
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't Know
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