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Live on Sheppey where there are loads of wannabes who are very nosey and make up rumours about you. Once attempted the moonwalk but failed. Noticed some people i know are complete users. Blew my coffee machine up last week. I hate the DFS adverts. I make excellent paninis with my super-dupa sandwich press. Once slipped the word 'Equilibrium' into a conversation and nobody noticed. Love chinese & Indian (the food that is - the people are ok too i spose).Love holidays and beaches. Heading for New York again for New Years Eve 2008. I like to spend money on decent stuff and not waste it on shit so as to avoid living like a skank with a shit job and going nowhere in life. Im doing a Diploma in something or other. I do an excellent roast dinner. Love films. Recently snapped out of something which has made me realise something else (sounds weird but I know what im on about). Looking forward to an absolutely brilliant 2008 - its gonna be filled with money, women, parties, shopping and plenty of sun.What else? well loads more but really cannot be arsed to list everything.

Stick 3 Hot and spicey chicken strips from Iceland into a oven heated tortilla wrap, add some mayo and a spot of cracked black pepper - its where its at folks

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Why are they all women (Simon Le  Bon looks like a girl)
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Dont wear all your clothes on the plane!

Everybody hates packing for their holiday and everyone has a moan about the weight of the suitcase etc. Then, you always get that smart arsed twat (usually the one that wasn't invited along) who comes...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:53:00 GMT