The Erotic Adventures of the Static Chicken

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Member Since: 09/04/2006
Band Website: FUCK THE INTERNET...OOOH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE
Band Members: Jeremy Kuzniar (Drums) Matt Turner (Bass..hey i fuckin tickle out a melody too ) Chris Vos (Guitar and Vocals) Aaron Gardner (Sax, flute)other known violators of the cluck include Jesse Sheehan(Saxes and Tablas) Dave Wake (Organ ....effects.....jah) Brian "brain" Sanders(the dark lord of tuesdays) D.J. Nipple Curtain....Urban path blazerI'LL BET YOU WATCH IT!!!!!!!!
Influences: farm animals........AND..................
Sounds Like: backwards vacuum......muucav sdrawkcab
Record Label: my torid wonderment of egg
Type of Label: Major

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COCAIN

For the record..noone in this band enjoys talking to people who are all tweaked out..come down first..cause you sound fuckin stupid....drugs in the right doses can be fun if you know your limits.........
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:28:00 GMT

life of Guapito

Yes we all live it.hello from Ye desk o 'ol' Guapito....Talemaster of the Chicken Web..I decree on to thee a plee...and lord please stop rhyming.............We The Chicken of Eroticism needs YOUR help...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:48:00 GMT

the elf hath run like the winds of talemon

Ahh the I'des of March bring forth yet another beaky disaster in the form of unexplained phenomena. Birds of the same feather have been in a constant state of weeping upon the disappearanc...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:52:00 GMT