My Name is Nicola or, as Heather Holla Havlin calls me
Nic...
I went to the shopsicle and bought...
uno anchovie
512 beetreet plural
a clump of lard not yard
a dash of ginseng
an egg of the non-quail variety
a fiery freddo
a gammy knee
Tom Hank's ham shank
an invincible ink cartridge
a jammy badger not dodger from a packet, opened
a kinky (kingly for children) kangaroo doing a karate chop - hwah!
a luscious lock of golden hair
a melancholic melon dipped in mango chutney
a nautical nipping lobster - may they rest in peace
an organic grain of corn embedded in a lawn
a poof of patchouli like me julie
a quail's egg
a rather ravishing radish
a service station man with a hard-boiled egg
a tip of a hairy turnip
an urchin of the sea variety under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh
the Vengabus is coming... ooo, we're going to Ibiza
a "Winnie"
a xylophonic collection of teety teeth
a yodelling yellow yak from Yemen eating a yoghurt of the fromage frais variety
a zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba in a can!
