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I wanted to write something really clever to grab your attention and make you write a witty retort but in all honesty I'm just like you on a desperate quest to save ourselves from the mediocrity that is eating our souls.I believe in honesty, love and music (not necessarily in that order). I can probably make you laugh, I can explain perpetual motion, and I will end up (one day) either saving the world or writing the best song ever written.I find this funny:Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.