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J E N N I F E R

I am here for Friends

About Me



"Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates..
You never know what you're gonna get"
So.. Life's short. Shit happens. Party hard.
I love a good laugh. I'm proper stupid, but if I wasn't there'd be nothing to laugh at.
I have to say, I don't really care what people think of me If I'm having a good time. I'm a bit cheeky, a bit shy. But an all round nice person.
I love those memorable quotes or new found phrases:
- Oh, please.
- What the shit?!
- Oh my mothers minge.
- When he had his finger up my arse?
- Ew, she has chocco drop nipples!
- Member?!
- I think you produced love on my back.
etc..etc.
Once spending a bit of time with me you'll soon realize that I'm a little bit of a weirdo. I'm one of those people who would stand behind a stranger in morrisons thrusting at a spectacular speed for amusement.
And lets not forget how gullible I can be:
Liam: Did you know that the smallest person can fit in a match box?
Me: Honestly?!
Martin: Before you join the army you have to take it up the arse at least once.
Me: *pauses* Martin please don't I'm seriously gullible.
And oooo the pancake.
If I had a penis, it'd become erect for pancakes. Oh and candyfloss.
I have a boyfriend called Martin who means the world to me.
I have Georgina who I have such a laugh with.
I work at smartys day nursery.
My main hobbies are singing and dancing.
And I love meeting new people.. So add me? :) My website for my singing: www.jennifersmusic.piczo.com
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My Interests

likes - hugs, kisses, mooning, snow, tea, hot chocolate, party rings, raves, smirn off ice, meals, dressing up, bubble baths, playdough, jacket potatoes, music, bowling, cinema, work, being clean, nice smelling people/boys, tangfastics, strawberries, big teddy bears, flowers, shopping, texting, sleeping, bubble wrap.

dislikes - bullies, too much makeup, drugs, snot, being sick, the flu, shitty films, losing earrings, being bored, slow internet, having no credit, cold toes, blemishes, green skittles, chilli, crying, feeling lonley, cold pizza, feeling pushed out, the sound of nails being filed, being poorly, people getting in my face.

I'd like to meet:



Heroes:

♥ Martin&&Gina ♥

My Blog

Never done this before..

Im very confused *cry* Lmao. and bored. someone release me of my bordness.!! xxxx
Posted by J E N N I F E R on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST