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Cat

As a woman, I've always known I was born to dominate your sex, and avenge my own.

About Me

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
I, Cat, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to my imaginary pet turtle. I do this because they walk the walk.
My only regret in this life was that I didn't punch more people in the face.
'What will your Last Will and Testament say?' at QuizGalaxy.com ****** Sonnet 57 ****** Being your slave, what should I do but tend, Upon the hours and times of your desire? I have no precious time at all to spend, Nor services to do til you require. Nor do dare I chide the world-without-end hour, Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you, Nor think the bitterness of absence sour, When you have bid your servant once adieu. Nor dare I question with my jealous thought, Where you may be or your affairs suppose, But like a sad slave, stay and think naught, Save where you are how happy you make those. So true a fool is love that in your will, Though you do anything, he thinks no ill. ~Shakespeare~ ******
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You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You? What Color Is Your Aura?
Your aura shines Red!
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You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? You Are Catwoman
"Life's a bitch. Now so am I." What Superheroine Are You?
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Name:: Cat
Age:: 30
Height:: 5' 8"
Weight:: 113
Right or left-handed:: Ambidextrous
Your heritage:: German / Irish
What is your favorite game?: Playstation: Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Silent Hill
Least favorite color:: Yellow
Do you like to drive fast?: Yes, but only in ultra fast cars
Do you like thunderstorms?: Love them, especially as a background to having sex
What is your sign?: Pisces
Who do you live with?: No one, and loving every minute of the blessed silence of not having to deal with a raging alcoholic who thinks it's "COOL" to date a murdering bastard! Um, yeah, I live alone. lol
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?: Yes
What was your first car?: Red convertible Fiat Spider
If you could have any job, what would it be?: To be a motivational speaker influencing men to act like men and not pussies. Perfect example of someone who needs those classes: Don Cameron!
Is the glass half full or half empty?: All my glasses are full
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: Yes
What's under your bed?: Dust Bunnies ;)
What are you biggest peeves?: Liars, Annoying people, People who won't stop talking, and two-faced individuals. Oh yeah, and stupid f**king people who believe that their boyfriend is a hit man... or people who would even keep dating someone that said they are a murdering bastard. Disgusting individuals that I could never respect like that bug me the most. It's like, "Hi I'm Quail, and I'm drunk ALL the time, a complete piece of white trash s**t. I have a boyfriend who kills people and I guess there could be worse boyfriends, but he's the one for ME! Also, I'll let you pay ALL my bills for a year and pay for my vacations, but I'm still going to steal all your s**t from your apartment when I move out!!!" I mean only someone from a trailer park would think to take ALL the cleaning supplies out from under the sink, not to mention all the ice cube trays from the freezer. Lots of jewlery missing, all dvds, she even stole my plants! When she got fired for theft from her last job, I thought it was a mistake. I completely believe it now!
What is your favorite color?: Crimson and Lavender
What sports did you play in high school?: I ran track
Are you a lover or a fighter?: I'm a lover, but ... if you keep burning my long fuse... I don't know Karate, but I know Ca-razy and it seems to work for me pretty well. Just ask Quail, I kicked her F**king A** pretty good! LOL I even PROUDLY have the pictures to prove it! =)
What are your favorite sports to watch?: All live sporting events... but especially hockey
Single biggest intense pain?: Broken Heart
The best places you have ever been?: Other than the obvious ones such as islands or places with great history, I really loved the times I lived in Tokyo
What is your occupation?: Student of Life
What was the last thing you ate?: Ribs with Cutie McCuteson
Do you wish on stars?: Any time I can actually SEE them in LA... yes
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Periwinkle
Last incoming call on your cell phone?: Lexxi Tyler
Last outgoing call on your cell phone?: Emily
What's your favorite restaurant?: A place called Manny's in Minneapolis
Favorite food?: Japanese and Mexican
Britney Spears is a skank--agree or disagree?: I feel sorry for her
What type of music do you dislike most?: Acid Jazz
What was the last thing you bought?: A day at THE spa: Facial, paraffin dips, salt glow and a mani/pedi
Do you take illegal drugs?: Well, I'm not running for president, so yeah --- love em'
Does someone have a crush on you?: For sure, and I think it's safe to say that I have a totally mad retarded crush on him too.
Do you really know all the words to the national anthem?: I think so, but I'd have to sing it right now to know for sure and my own voice scares me
Favorite drink?: Raspberry and Creme Italian Soda
Favorite alcoholic drink?: Bellini
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No
Where were you for Valentine's Day?: Thailand
What do you think about most?: Fucking and traveling... or both together for the perfect mix!
Do you like to play in the rain?: Love it
Are you a risk taker?: Very much so
How many people have you had sex with in '07?: 6
When was the last time you had sex?: Last night until about 6 this morning, I'm BROKEN! LOL I actually fell when I tried to stand up out of bed this morning.
Ever cheated on a g/f or b/f?: Only in college, and never again
Have you ever been to jail?: Not yet ;) So far, I've yet to be caught
How many states have you lived in?: 30? Maybe more... but only for short times... I don't like snow
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Neither
Hugs or kisses?: Hugs are very comforting, but nothing beats a make out session
Living arrangements?: I'm usually a hermit, but then I tried living with a friend, who turned out to be a Frenemie, so thank christ I live alone again. Don wants to move in with me, but I DON'T THINK SO!
Who is your best friend?: Myself
What do you sleep in?: Nothing
What is your bedtime?: Sun up
Piercings? Tattoos?: 5 of each and only in private places and erogenous zones
Biggest pet peeve?: People who lie for no reason, who are annoying and who are stupid (and I don't necessarily mean uneducated) Also, sluts and alcoholics.
I have low tolerance for people who....: deprive me of personal space or sleep.
Do you sleep with the TV on?: I always fall asleep to one of my comfort movies
Are you good at keeping secrets?: Of course
How do you spell relief?: Shiatsu
Parents still together?: In a way... yes
Can you handle the truth?: Bring it
Are you in love?: Still in Summer Luv mode =)
Hair color?: Blonde ... everywhere
What are you afraid of?: Nothing ... I face and overcome my fears. In the words of Eleanor Roosevelt, "Do one thing every day that scares you". Wait --- scratch that, spiders... I'm afraid of spiders, so I let my sweetie handle the spider situation for me, and I try conquering my other fears myself! ;)
Friend you've had the longest?: Plantpole
Best friends?: Lexxi, Emily, Plantpole, Dustin, Marek, Chill, Mark, Andrew and Carol.
Favorite day of the week?: Sunday ... dress up, have brunch (get buzzed on champagne), go shopping, see a matinee (and bring in a small bottle of wine), cook dinner and watch movies at home
Best advice you've ever received?: Aim for the head
Favorite quote?: Buddha said, "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if i have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."
Favorite type of music?: Punk, Goth, Industrial, Classical, Hip hop, Blues
Your biggest weakness?: Someone who can make me laugh to the point of tears, Men with dark eyes, Women with gorgeous lips, and Candy.
Biggest fear?: That my sweetie won't be home when there is a huge spider around
Are you close to your parents?: Nope
Do you swear?: Like a sailor
Favorite song at the moment?: Stalker Song
Favorite band?: The Cure
Do you have sex?: When I finally like someone enough to take them as my lover... I'm a nympho.
Read books?: All the time. I'm usually reading one fiction and one non-fiction at the same time.
Have a religion?: Myself, and my eclectic spirituality
Vegetable you love/hate?: I like all veggies except asparagus.
View on politics?: I don't really care as long as they never outlaw abortion, or any women's rights ever again
Worst habits?: Missing work due to my love of sex or masturbation.
Do you like to watch porn?: I'm not so into porn, I really enjoy erotic movies though. And of course, I love my friend Lexxi Tyler's porn. muah!
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?: Dark colors, usually
Body type?: In a guy: Fit In a girl: petite, slender
Personality?: Funny to the point of tears, Accepting, Intelligent, Driven, Passionate, Silly, Interesting, Loving, Affectionate, Successful, Compassionate, and a devil in the bedroom
Style of clothing?: Doesn't matter as long as they look good
Do they have to be popular?: Well, I love charismatic people
Kiss on the first date?: Maybe
Sex on the first date?: Not a chance
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Here are a few of my favorite things: *****Going to the Drive-In movie theatre with one of my best friends and a bottle of champagne.*****Telling my friends that I intend on visiting a place, then I get there, like it, and end up living there for several months instead.*****Spending a few hours in the bathtub with a bottle of Merlot and a scary book*****Learning foreign languages*****Laughing until I can't breathe*****Being spoiled by people :)*****Playing a scary video game by candlelight all night long*****People watching (especially at airports)*****Lounging around in the afternoon with my two kitties, Citizen Dildo/Whisker Soup and Mr. Grey (the missing "Reservoir Dog"), napping*****Learning new things*****Sleeping on a beach until sunrise*****Spending the day in a museum... especially The Getty.*****Going by myself to countries where I don't speak the language, and not speaking to a single person for weeks (or so) at a time*****That moment of time in the early morning when my girlfriends and I are still up from the night before, and everything is so stupidly HILLARIOUS that we can't stop laughing.*****Spending obscene amounts of money on myself or my friends*****


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Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Not at one time, just my watch of choice that day, pearl earrings as well as one of my necklaces from Tiffany's or my Gothic cross from an art gallery in Vail
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: There are a few I like, but lately Vera Wang's Princess
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: Vietnamese ... no whisker soup for me, please
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: I'm big on principles like my dad, but I'm a bit nutty like my mom
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: Sheila, Emily and Lexxi Tyler. Good girls whom I respect and adore
How long was your longest relationship?: I think 3+... too long for me
Why did it end?: I was in college, and I became bored with him
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: I've heard I snore occasionally, but I definitely talk in my sleep, wake myself or others up laughing, as well as steal covers, and cuddle to the point of pushing someone off the bed!
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: I'm pretty outgoing, but I prefer to spend time alone
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: I have a gorgeous smile, so yeah, I show teeth
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: This Is Why I'm HOT
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: I don't remember what Andrew and I saw... but I DO know we were at the Drive In Movie theatre with our good friend Moet, eating tacos, getting pretty drunk ...and laughing it up like Mystery Science Theatre 3000
When is the last time you worked out?: When I go swimming in the ocean... but does that count as a workout? I don't really consider doing Ballet "working out" either, although I guess it is
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: Me
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: LOTS... love true religion and sevens
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: short or shaggy, not long
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: Hee Hee Hee
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: Last Night, body shots with Cutie McCuteson. Oh wait, I don't actually think there was alcohol involved, I think that was just part of our sex
What are your bad habits?: Being a bitch. Missing work due to my love of masturbation and sex
Have you ever been fired from a job?: Oh yeah
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: All the Laker's playoffs
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: No... spiritual.
Are you artistic/creative?: Very Much So
Do you like to go camping?: No... playing around in the dirt without a shower nearby isn't fun. I love to hike all day and stay in a REALLY nice hotel that night. ---That's camping to me
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: Um... I love books, love gossip mags, too
Do you keep a journal?: No... that is what pictures are for
What's your favorite animal?: Shark, black panther, raptor
Have you ever broken any bones?: Cliff diving
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: Of Course
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: Angelina Jolie... she looks just like my ex girlfriend. Also, Charlize Theron, Adrian Brody, Josh Hartnett --- HOT
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: 3
Do you read the Bible?: I'm a Preacher's Kid, so I know it well, but I don't read it much anymore
What kind of mood are you in right now?: The usual... a good one. Playful, mischievous
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Music:

I like everything but Jazz ;)

Movies:

* * * All David Lynch, All Tim Burton, All Stephen King... even if it never gets translated correctly! * * * * * * * * * My Comfort/Melancholy Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Life Is Beautiful, American Beauty, Solaris, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Silence Becomes You, My Life Without Me, Sling Blade, House of Sand and Fog, Lost In Translation, Legends of the Fall, Chasing Amy, Something's Got To Give. * * * * * * * * *My Horror Movies: House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Natural Born Killers, May, A Tale of Two Sisters, Madhouse, Storm of the Century, Stanley Kubrick's The Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 28 Days Later, Ju-on, ... * * * * * * * * * Just Because They're Groovy: The Boondock Saints, The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Running Scared, House of the Flying Daggers, The Usual Suspects, A Christmas Story, Eyes Wide Shut, Legend, Mulholland Dr., Lost Highway, Momento, Gattaca, Hackers... * * * * * * * * *Movies That Make My Sides Ache: Pretty Persuasion, 40-year-old Virgin (the Unrated Version only!), Old School, Orgasmo, Base-ketball, Team America World Police, Wedding Crashers, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Happy Gilmore, Zoolander, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, The "Scary Movie" series, Not Another Teen Movie, Joe Dirte lol!, Clue ...


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Television:

This is me and Emily's secret life:
Get this video and more at MySpace.com Generally I hate watching t.v., I try to stick to movies, but if you twist my arm :) ***** Twilight Zone, and Lost, Reno 911. *****Cartoons: Harvey Birdman, Ren and Stimpy, Space Ghost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Drawn Together. *****Cable Shows: The L Word, Sex and the City, Big Love.*****History Channel, Animal Planet.
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Books:

**********Everything Stephen King has ever written. Richard Bachman, too. :)********** Alice Walker, Michael Connelly, James Patterson. **********Shakespeare, William Blake, Edgar Allen Poe.*********The Classics... ***********Any books on world religions.**********


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Name? Nicknames?: Cat, Kitty Cat, Kit Kat, Creep
Birth date?: Leap Year Baby: February 29
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: 2 older brothers and 2 younger sisters. I don't talk to my siblings enough to know if I'd get along with them.
What are you wearing right now?: Victoria's Secret tank top and boy-short styled panties.
Do you have any pets?: My 2 kitties: Citizen Dildo / Whisker Soup and Mr. Grey. Also, my snake Amethyst.
What's your favorite food?: Sushi, tacos and rare fillet Mignon
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: 3.9 ... hs: 4.0
What's your major?: Psychology, but I'd like a PhD. in underwater basket-weaving.
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: Bellini
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: Raspberry and Creme Italian Soda
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: Never because it's ALWAYS my psycho stalker Cuckoo Clock AKA Shannon
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: Not too many, because I've been let go at least 50 times. What can I say? --- I love getting pulled over
What's your favorite clothing store?: I couldn't pick just one ... besides, clothes don't matter to me as much as shoes and accessories
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: I sleep with an exact replica of the Hellraiser puzzle box in my hand ... I have a bunch of scary "Little Apple Red" dolls, a Hello Kitty I got in Japan, Cheshire Cat and Alice. They take turns in my bed
When was the last time you were on a diet?: I don't diet, I'm blessed with great genes
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: ... I plan to keep traveling until I've seen every place my little heart desires
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: Long Term: To have children Short Term: To keep traveling the US all summer and autumn with my lover I met in Thailand, Cutie McCuteson. AKA Stevo in my top friends list. HOTTIE!
What is your favorite type of fast food?: In and Out
Have you ever truly been in love?: Although I've loved many times, I've only been in love once
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: Of the many places I've visited and lived, the most FUN was Thailand, hands down
What's your favorite holiday?: Halloween ... I love Autumn, long nights, warm weather
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: I love all live sporting events, but my favorite is hockey. Seeing those huge guys gliding around on ice skates, and then punch each other out of their shirts --- HOT! I like playing football
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: I always look my best
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: I like both, but either way, I always need to change my scenery, so I hop around all night long
Do you chew on the straw?: Only when being flirtatious
What are you listening to right now?: Rammstein
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: Gwennyth Paltrow, sometimes Uma Thurman
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: I'm always ordering things online, does that count? Presents from the mailman and myself? lol
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: I was Snow White, I looked HOT!
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: Emily, Lexxi and Sheila
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: Dark/Bright blue paint w/ off white borders, a bronze of my back and ass, framed gothic pictures, book shelves & a huge framed painting of Hieronymous Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights.
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