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michelle

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I've been dating my boyfriend, GOD of all men, Brian for over 4 years & have a 5 year old boy named Colin. That's right. Go back and re-read that first sentance. I am involved. I don't want to date you. So please, no pathetic attempts to hit on me, unless of course you are a sexy lady! =D I know my pictures are hot. Let's leave it at that. I'm more than happy to add anyone to my small but eclectic friends list. But.... Don't be a friend whore. I WILL NOT ADD YOU UNLESS YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE. No message= tough shit. I respond best to sarcasm, sick humor, random facts, intruding questions, drunk stories and genuine stupidity.
I'm moody but I blame it on my birth control. My real hair color is blonde. I don't like marshmallows. I love redheads (brian is the sexiest redhead). I'm always cold, even if it's 100 degrees outside. In my mind, I will always be 24... even if I just turned 26 (yuck!). I love the fact that whenever me, Vicki and Reneta go out, there are always shots involved. I DO NOT like the hangovers, however. I think stripclubs are fun. I'm not very good at meeting new people, the whole social anxiety thing, but I try. I hate it when the mailman stuffs my magazines into my tiny mailbox. I LOVE Bud Light, Dunkin Donuts, & pancakes; Sometimes even in the same night. I will kick anyone's ass at Rummy and CatchPhrase. I don't like people that complain. Chuck E Cheese is so much fun, even if you're an adult. (they sell beer). I hate the Cubs, onions, fur, Liquid Cocaine(in shot form), sausage pizza and Micheal Crichton books. I think it's annoying when you call to order food and you can't understand the person on the phone. I do enjoy a good spanking every now and then.
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My Interests

Zzzz Sleeping zzzZ, Bettie Page, getting presents, Ebay, mohawks, beer, shoes- especially ones that make me taller, scrapbooking, starting projects and not finishing them, music, collecting useless things, handcuffs, girls only weekends, getting my picture taken, energy drinks, being lazy, Cooking, baking, candlestick making, Halloween, movies, makeup, dancing on bars, arty stuff, being a packrat, hanging out, being blind folded, shot glasses, chinese food, being a When Hope's Lost groupie, Sims, lesbian porn, going on vacations, strippers, alcoholic beverages, fun clothing, our WEBCAM and other stuff (wink, wink)

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I'd like to meet:

A multi-millionare who is eager to give money to lazy people with little or no ambition. also, anyone with severe mental health issues. ooo.... and pirates!!!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I enjoy every kind of music, except country and opera....... (now alphabetized thanks to my O.C.D.) alanis morrisette, ALIEN ANT FARM, authority zero, bad religion, black eyed peas, BLINK 182, blondie, blur, buddy holly, CAKE, cat stevens, chicago, coheed and cambria, d12, daft punk, david bowie, death cab for cutie, dropkick murphys, eminem, FALL OUT BOY, finch, fleetwood mac, glen miller, goldfinger, green day, GWEN STEFANI, gym class heroes, hawthorne heights, hole, insane clown posse, johnny cash, johny lang, june, kelly clarkson, kittie, korn, less than jake, linkin park, lords of acid, ludacris, MATISYAHU, mighty mighty bosstones, mindless self indulgence, ministry, the moody blues, MORNIGWOOD, motion city soundtrack, mudvayne, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, new kids on the block, NO DOUBT, nine inch nails, operation ivy, orbital, panic! at the disco, papa roach, peter gabriel, phil collins, pink, the police, poison, queen, rancid, rise against, SENSES FAIL, simple plan, slipknot, smashing pumpkins, social distortion, static x, stonesour, story of the year, sublime, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, 2pac, 311, taking back sunday, temptations, tool, tori amos, the transplants, twiztid, the USED, venessa carlton, wakefield, weezer, and yellowcard are just a few in my CD tower right now. (i said i liked everything, didn't i?)
I am quite fond of the Wedding Banned. If they have a show near you, i suggest checking it out. You can't go wrong with ruffled tuxes and porno mustaches straight outta 1970. =D

Movies:

i like lots of movies...comedies and horror the best, but chick flicks are at a close second. tank girl(my fav), harold and maude(2nd fav), bio dome(3rd fav), hackers, empire records, underworld, the frighteners, fifth element, blazing saddles, spaceballs... well, all mel brooks films really, airplane, the blade trilogy, sin city, the fog(remake), monkeybone, psycho(remake), cool hand luke, cadence, the usual suspects, clueless, office space, mr. and mrs. smith, billy madison, all 3 lord of the rings, uncle buck, super troopers, anchorman, seven, both x-men, the rainmaker, kevin smith movies, all 3 godfathers, airplane, ginger snaps, signs, 13ghosts, twister, wild wild west, ever after, the great outdoors, can't hardly wait, slackers, all PIXAR movies, wedding singer, pirates of the caribbean, dodgeball, wedding crashers, all the austin powers movies, saw(both), house on haunted hill, beverly hills cop, constantine, mr. deeds, tommy boy, ferris bueller's day off, blues brothers, romeo and juliet(remake), all musicals, she's all that, hackers, the breakfast club, pretty in pink- basically all the brat pack movies, the people under the stairs, the harry potter movies, club dread, hellboy, sense and sensability, field of dreams, armageddon, gothica, planes trains and automobiles, rent, ghost busters, jackass the movie, house of 1000 corpses, kung pow, animal house, to wong foo...., the saint, ringu, payback, out cold, never been kissed, both shreks, dawn of the dead(remake), both mummy's, resident evil, the garbage pail kids, valley girl, mob movies, pretty much anything animated, any monty python movies, plus tons and tons more......

Television:

I hate to say this but i don't watch as much tv as i have in the past.... damn you ON DEMAND!!!! but this is stuff i like: Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!!!! spanish gameshows!!!!! My Name Is Earl, Seinfeld, Good Eats, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Scrubs, Iron Chef, Mythbusters, That 70's Show, Futurama, Viva La Bam, Maternity Ward, Sopranos, Malcolm In the Middle, A Baby Story, Russian Roullette, Simpsons, Trading Spaces, Robot Chicken, Seventh Heaven, The wire, Family Guy, King of Queens, Trauma: Life in The ER, Becker, all the Law and Orders, talk shows, ALL game shows, MTVHits, indian or spanish music videos.... tons of shows. anything on Food Network.....Then there's the shows not on TV anymore; Hells Kitchen, kitchen confidential, 3rd rock from the sun, Fear, Jackass, Daria, Punky Brewster, Clarissa Explains it All, Kids Incorporated.
why is that when i really like a show the asshole tv execs decide to cancel it. WHY? WHY? WHY? ie: arrested developement, clone high, my so called life, & felicity

Books:

i'll read anything, fiction or non-fiction... i really like dean koontz. i've read almost every book he's written. magazines, magazines, magazines... maxim, cosmo, stuff, glamour, playboy, star, fhm, people... i love magazines! i'm also a sucker for sappy romance novels!

Heroes:

the greek god and goddess, testicles and areola. people with jobs. Also, Ballz the wedding planner from Wedding Banned.

My Blog

love is for suckers..........

so as of saturday july 28, 2007 i am officially off the market. that's right beotches... I"M MARRIED!!!!!!!!
Posted by michelle on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:07:00 PST

it's sooo hot, milk was a bad choice......

i just realized how long it's been since i posted a blog.... like anyone even cares, i know. so anyways... there isn't too musch to blog about. what a suprise. o-yea, we got a cat. her name is kitty(i...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:56:00 PST

10 random things about my saturday night........

1. i LOVE dave & busters!!!!! 2. it really is NOT a good idea to eat 8 pancakes from  ihop at 3am. (or 9 1/2... yuck, brad) 3. wood dale really isn't as far as the north pole or ro...
Posted by michelle on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:51:00 PST

things & stuff........

first of all, Happy New Year!!!!! i know it's the 3rd already but better late than never, right???? i didn't pick a resolution because it'll just become another thing i never finish. although i would ...
Posted by michelle on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

blog tag............

i was tagged by amanda. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things as well as state ...
Posted by michelle on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST

best boyfriend ever............

well this saturday is our 5 year anniversary & brian is taking me to Wicked! i know i am soooooooooo lucky. he is the best, isn't he? but that's not all.... he also made reservations for dinner at...
Posted by michelle on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST

i heart vitamin water..........

just got home from the funniest movie EVER....... jackass 2. it was so fucking funny!!!   why is it so funny when boys kick each other in the nuts?????? i totally recommend seeing this movie... u...
Posted by michelle on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:38:00 PST

junk............

i had a crazy busy week! i started my job- whoo hoo! it went pretty good & is quite easy. it's a shame how much cashiering comes right back to you. that's a skill i hoped i'd never need again. o-w...
Posted by michelle on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:29:00 PST

OMG.....................

I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy crap. i work at micheal's & i'm really excited. i start on wednesday. wish me lots of luck because i will need it. whoo hoooo!!!!!! i actually went on the...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

bored bored bored bored....................

hello computer! i know, a blog 2 days in a row??!!!?? it must be armageddon! anyways, i just got back from lunch at bennigans. it was pretty good this time. i'm not too fond of the food there so i stu...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST