bilingual lethargic outgoing gerbil |
shut up. i'm a dinosaur.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
theres a screwdriver, two wooden spoons, a capo, and a microphone on my desk. |
i've been commisioned to kill you
guilt is a narcotic
old wood is old wood no matter how you look at it and if you catch a splinter on the end of your finger you're basically bleeding on some lon...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 13:55:00 GMT |
in my day.... |
these kids, these kids, these fucking kids, they're stealing my song titles (could you pick paul simon out of a lineup? no, then i'm afraid that you're not the only living boy in new york. ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 18:07:00 GMT |
heaviness of the load |
flu bug or allergies or both? something like that. big sweaters that let the cold in and a runny nose. i need a sick day..or i need to stop working saturdays and sundays too or maybe...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
refused are fucking dead |
the essence of punk rock. the epitome of what calling yourself a "punk rocker" is all about. i just bought the long awaited refused are fucking dead dvd and it is everything everyone ever ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 18:44:00 GMT |
everybody's a fuckin' cyclops |
my own private rebellion/dragged along underneath a car/ gold NOT shit/gold NOT shit/ spin some coal, maybe it doesn't reflect anything but at least it'd be yours
tear down the house to make it seem d...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 18:11:00 GMT |
work sucks |
i think i had the worst day ever today, but if all of these things had happened to somebody else i'd think they were funny as .....well, a really funny thing.
1. i got electrocuted (again) by my...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 14:44:00 GMT |
if a zombie could write a book it'd go "urgugaaaghhhhhh" |
i paint myself a picture, into a corner, kind of a caricature of someone i used to know that looked a little like me, in a way, but in another a way they looked more like someone else. someone e...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 22:40:00 GMT |
hello time bomb |
coffee and thinking and coffee and thinking, the pros and cons battle back and forth, neither has the upper hand while they both stay on top. coffee and thinking and coffee and thinking..i can't...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:04:00 GMT |
i need a remedy of deisel and dust and things i can trust |
something happens to your brain when you watch six episodes of CSI in a row: you start to notice things..like, if somebody were to crawl in my window right now and beat me to death with a shingl...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:05:00 GMT |
