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the art of applied CHAOS

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About Me

Allow me to begin by stating the obvious. I am a woman, or at least last time i checked. Second, I am a happily married woman. Married to a most fantabulous man who would take me forever plus numerous years to describe in a most affectionate and endearing listing. Was that proper grammar? Perhaps not. I frankly don't care at this specific point in time.. At least I mostly know what I'm talking about/trying to say. Thirdly,I think you may make your own assumption of my persona by checking out all the info provided in various locations on this page. However, you know what assuming does... Take it, leave it, blah blah blah *insert additional cliches* Though I may not get back to you right away, feel free to contact me. I will at least take you into consideration:)BACKGROUND/LAYOUT

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My Interests

MUSIC! it is my third love... i love being creative and being stimulated/inspired by the world around me and by my personal experiences. i also enjoy good body art. hoping to add to my collection soon, or lack thereof!

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i'd love to remeet some old friends!
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Music:


as long as it's not country, i'll give it a shot. oldies, hair bands, hip hop, hard rock, blues, alt, southern rock, classical, and so on and so forth. when u cross genres, that's the most beautiful thing... except when it comes to country cross-over (*ICK!!!*)

Movies:

comedies, thrillers/horrors. no real faves. i enjoy just about any comedy (slapstick, intelligent humor, British humor, spoofs/paraodies, etc) and a scarier flick has got to mess w/ my head...

Television:

comedy, comedy, and more comedy! some adult swim (family guy!), sketch shows, the office, who's line, etc... and the old TGIF shows... urkel, full house, etc..

Books:

u put anything in front of my face, and i will read it and i will enjoy it (w/ the exception of romance novels...)! at any point in time i'm usually reading approximately 3-4 books...

Heroes:

first and foremost, Jesus. pretty hard core, u know? also my daddy. an amazing man whom i hold in the highest esteem. my mumsy as well, for she has endured much throughout her life. my husband, and the rest of our servicemen/women. thank u for what u do for our country! u have my upmost respect and support. . .

My Blog

my weekend out west. . .

i had an absolute BLAST out in cali this past weekend! i took my first plane ride, all by myself, across the country. needless to say, i feel very accomplished! everything just rocked out in cali. it ...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:55:00 PST

Brandon leaving.... me sad....

well, my Brandon left today for Cali... i've just been a freakin' royal mess! leaking like a friggin' faucet, in a leaking-like way... i think about (which i shouldn't do!) him being gone and wonderin...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:16:00 PST

amber on being married...

well, it happened... i got married. it’s beautiful, emotional,  and so many things all kinda slammed together that u really can’t differentiate one thing from another... u almost can&...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST

lyrics and more...

so, i've been feeling so many things over the last couple wks i guess. creative, but also my emotions have been a little all over the place. feeling things i'm not quite sure how to deal w/ ...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST

ranting and raving

ok, so to be flat out honest w/ y'all, this hasn't been the greatest wk (or 2) for da bam (aka amber, dobbins, dobbies, etc...). i had to do something i REALLY didn't wanna do, my entire wee...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!! (boomya!)

for all who don't know, i'm a huge fan of soccer (but not so much from a spectator angle, but it is better to spectate than some of those other so-called sports) and i haven't had a chance to play in ...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

topless;)

the day has FINALLY arrived- the first day of beautiful weather where i got to drive topless!!!!! molly and i took a spin and away we went! it was bloody well fantastic! so, i just wanted to kind...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST

stuff...

ok, so i've been blog happy this month... but that's ok, right? thought so... well, things at work could afford to be better... and things right now w/ my closest of close friends (my sis) r rocky... ...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

*sigh.......*

ok, so this is the deal- i had a fantastic weekend to look forward to, and for the most part, it WAS fantastic, but there has been something every single stinkin' day that has put a damper on the fant...
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

frickin' snow.... much grrrrrrrness.....

ok... so it was snowin, it was snowing, it was snowing... and b/c it was snowing, and b/c i drive coun'ry roads and a mountain, i called in to say i was not gonna be able to come in and close today......
Posted by the art of applied CHAOS on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:07:00 PST