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About Me

Joe, I'm actually 16
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I do not think.
I do not worry.
I just live.
If we keep it like that, I will be fine.
White people scare me.
To allow me to like you, a dance may be necessary.
I like to feel special, purely because I am.
I hate having long hair, I look like a girl. 'Why' do you ask? My age decreases by 17 years when it is short, it is possible it is a curse.
People who think school is a waste of time are wrong, they must have no friends.
I have too many friends, although I wish I had none.
I am easily amused.
Questions can confuse me.
Loz: 'Evryone wants to help you, cus your a retard'
My moles are for dot to dot use only.
The sun hurts to look at.
I am not who you think I am, nobody knows me.
I wish I could fly.
People who realise my existence, try not to listen. For their own safety.
I am going to grow into a phsycotic killer. Yay! :)
I am going to get stabbed by Harry Potter in the ankle. I dissed his shoes..
I once saw a man taking a guinie pig for a walk, it turned out to be a remote control car
My stories, will be the death of you.

My Interests

Friends,
Drinking (out of teacups),
Raving (camp fires),
MSN,
Dogs,
Music (Classical rules),
Food,
Stories,
Films,
Memories,
Organising (slight OCD),
Doss lessons,
Long fulfilled days,
Arguements,
Soggy cereal,
Moles,
Geography,
Lessons with Paddy,
Paddy's house,
Getting confused,
Hitting people around the head with golf clubs,
Posting bulletins,
Jake sleeping round,
Ice cold vodka,
Josh shouting abuse at me,
Long pointless conversations,
Presents
River jumping and percy pigs with Eve,
Snappys,
Take aways,
Dik farts,
Sam Colmans morning shit/monotone voice,
People who understand/laugh at my stupidness,
Cruising in other peoples cars,
A cold bed,
Sex with Loz,
Daydreaming,
High scores,
MY LIFE

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Classical kicks ass. I am a freak like that. It makes me think (for once).
Klaxons and The Arcade Fire are slightly orgasmic. Too be fair play anything and I will say that I like it..

'WE DANCED TOGETHER'
Is the party tune.

Movies:

Saw 1,2,3,
King Kong,
Lord of the Rings,
The Transporter,
Kill Bill 1,2,
War of the Worlds,
Deuce Bigalow (Male Gigalo),
Battle Royale 1,2,
Monty Pythons,
Lee Evans (I saw him live),
Sin City,
Jurassic Park

Television:

Heroes:

Loz, Eje, Luke, Paula, Marc and Rach. Purely because I'm in theirs.
This kid (not a girl) is actually the funniest person ever:

This ginger also:

She's a bit spesh. That's why we like each other:

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