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the directors

About Me

The Directors are a 3 piece experimental pseudo-political ska-tinged dissent loving rock machine based in the alternative capital of the United Kingdom, Totnes in Devon. We've been rocking out for about 1 1/2 years, and have an e.p. out, and have we don't need no producer! We've done a tour of the fine Isle of Man, have played many gigs in the UK including such cauldrons of musical excellence as Exeter, Plymouth, Edinburgh, Paignton, Exmouth, Torquay, Bath, Totnes and the home country of Dartington! We're just got back from a lovely jaunt to the continent playing in Germany, the Czech Republic, Bosnia and Serbia supporting the charming 2 Sick Monkeys. You can hear some of our diy offerings on this fine vestibual of excellence, mind - our tracks are owned by Rupert while they're on here so enjoy!
We started the Directors as a joke, and in an ironic twist it has become a fully fledged band. We are based in Totnes and have the unfortunate fate of being a band some would pigeon hole as punk in a town full of hippies. Dom wrote the songs, Woody stole 'em and now we play 'em. We don't want to lecture you on politics, but check out the NO2ID link and the SilentProtest links, and if you want to call us bigots, send us a message.
How do you fingerprint and number 60 million people? To begin with you need to get them to come to you. The government's solution to that problem is to make people report themselves when they get a passport.
As part of the creeping move to state identity control in Britain, ID interrogation centres are being set up all around the UK. To begin with there will be 69, on top of the existing Passport Offices. A company called Mapeley, which owns the offices of HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC), has been given the job of setting them up. Planning applications may all be in by the end of 2006. Operations will start some time in 2007.
So, from early next year, when people (as young as 16) apply for their first adult passport, they will have to attend their nearest centre. There they will be subject to background checks, questioning to test their story against official records, photographs, and, before long, fingerprinting. Registration on the national ID database(s) - the 'National Identity Register' or NIR - will follow.
Even though the NIR has not been built yet, existing systems will collect and store the information about hundreds of thousands of people for later use. Passports already meet international standards. The only reason to do it is to prepare for the ID scheme.
www.no2id.net

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Music:

Member Since: 09/04/2006
Band Members: Woody - Vocals,Guitar&Scandals, Mart/Penny Destruction - Bass,Booze&Books Nicholas - Drums,Vocals&Driving
Influences: The Rolling Stones. Not The Beatles.

Sounds Like: S+V/SCOTCH - CORNERHOUSE, ISLE OF MAN SNAKE INVASION - CORNERHOUSE, ISLE OF MAN
ISLE OF MAN TOUR TSHIRT (AH HAR DIY PERFECTION)RON PAUL ATE MY CHIPMUNK.
Record Label: Yabasta Records & Resources
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

the world shall end according to my god

ariiiiteeeee people of the net world. jus got into stratford upon avon near birmingham. jus to let you alll know the world is going to end in 5 hours.cheersps. i bought sum eeerrbal viagra by accident...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 17:18:00 GMT

the rohypnol queen of totnes

ah hoy hoy friends!well the time has come, we have finished trying to auto tune woody's voice as much as we can and make the drums sound as if they aren't played by an anally retentive kangar...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:03:00 GMT

isle of man hilarity

hello good friends of the cyber space global intellect.we’re back from our brief sojourn on the delightful isle of man. i can tell you are pleased to here that. in the end we only played 2 gigs ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:01:00 GMT

hurrah we’re back in blighty!

hello friends!well we made it all limbs and digits intact although woody may still succumb to his infection he picked up in bosnia off the lovely men trying to avoid going to the hague. so yes.....a b...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:29:00 GMT

slovenia baby

woody has a .... hello friends, we're bizarrley living it up in slovenia. the van has aquired numerous ecosystems which are exisiting independandt of me and woody (although i suspect his smell may be ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:53:00 GMT

THE INTERNATIONAL NOSE CONSPIRACY

hello folks,well the time is here - the first mix of our new record. ooo. let us know what you think, guitars up, vocals down, woody out etc. and we'll maybe pander to the crowd and change it. or we m...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:23:00 GMT

.......oh yes, another thing!

we can now reveal the secret identity of our newest bass player!!let the excitment overcome you.. . . . . . . it is young mart baxter of 'anarcho folko' and 'collective responsibility' fame, stalwart ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:09:00 GMT

our european jaunt!

halloa friends,just to give you an update, we shold be able to let all you lovely europeans know in the next week or so where exactly it is we're going in october/november/december!if we havent alread...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:59:00 GMT

the border run.......

and so we ventured in to foreign lands!the gig in edinburgh was a cracker - we took a little while to warm up and woody had a few teething guitar issues (as in its fucked) but once that little gremlin...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:51:00 GMT