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Jezzles

grey and grey and grey and grey, grey and grey and grey; i can sing a woodlouse...

About Me

Find me on MySpace and be my friend!Im a sort of nutty anarchist punk guy but i mainly love Ska (ahh tis the best). I am one of the co-Creators of the Ska Monkeys Stop 58s official pro skanking team - sometimes its not good for me because i have passed out several times from over skanking :P but i dont care. I chill in leeds with people whilst usually smoking shisha (ahh i love that go cherry and strawberry.)
Drums are my main passion at the momento
I have a Kit similar to this
Come watch me drum in a band called Fifth Shade of Perfect found at www.myspace.com/fifthshadeofperfect.... please to note i am a completely shameless plug (as in plugging my band shamelessly, not being a electrical or bathroom plug that runs riot about your bathroom or sockets)
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Your Deadly Sins


Sloth: 100%
Wrath: 60%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 0%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
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I AM 82% PASTRY! I am made mostly of PASTRY! It is a disease i have. It does have its advantages though because im delicious :D Take the PASTRY test at Fuali.com I am 3% Emo.
.. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a ska kid Take the
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I AM 91% GRUNGE! I need to go take a bath, man! And I might wanna toss that shirt of mine in the wash? Any grungier and I would be mistaken for mildew, dude. Take the GRUNGE test at Fuali.com
I AM 100% SKA! Pick it up, I skank! I am one full-fledged crazy Rudie, I am going to go celebrate my victory with some skankin'! Take the SKA test at Fuali.com

Your Taste in Music:


Ska: High Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
90's Pop: Low Influence
90's Rock: Low Influence
Adult Alternative: Low Influence
Alternative Rock: Low Influence
Hair Bands: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


75%

Goth


45%

Prepy


20%

Emo


10%

Skater


10%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


5%

Trendy


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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Your Personality Is Like Heroin
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... eternal
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Your job will be Lawyer
You will be worth $784,591
Everyone will think you are really hot
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Your first full name
Your personality rates a 12
your best quality is youre a sweetheart
your worst quality is sometimes you want perfection
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Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Pop-up Advertisement
Your Favorite Target: Crack dealers
Your Kill Count: 970,693,831
Your Battle Cry: "Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 40
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $201,512,281,484,742
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Your Name
Band Name System Of A Down
Role Bassist
Trademark Appearing Onstage Almost Nude
Love Interest A Porn Star
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Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility: Hair
best personality trait: you don't follow the croud
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now? no
when will you get married? October 8, 2013
your kiss is: mind blowing
People date you because: you're everything they want in a girl/guy
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. You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

Mushrooms


88%

Marijuana


56%

Ecstacy


50%

Inhalents


38%

Cocaine


31%

None!


19%

Alcohol


0%
What..s your ideal drug?
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Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You are sexy and keep them coming back for more
When your g/f-b/f thinks you are the person they want to someday marry
Your g/f-b/f thinks your kiss is like a warm sugar that makes them want more
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My Interests

New York City, baby.

Punk, Anarchy, change, diversity, Heroin, ska, brass, braces, music the listening and making of.
Ulitimate quotes :

sat here bumming the computer til stupid o'clock - Laura

almost as legendary as tic tacs - Edi

Hi there little spider, its a shame im arachnophobic... so die - Franki

-Person 1 :I had a dream where my bf were tieing me up in a field and he was biting me and all that kinky stuff!
-Gemmi : What about the cows? Were they okay?/

Who's Laymen? - Ellie

Im eating lipstick cos it tastes nice but it says on it "THIS IS NOT FOOD" - Charli

Oh no, theres an emo kid in my computer - me and Laura

(in front of italian people) Italian is rubbish. It's just english with an O on the end - Amy

I have greecey hair - Charli

-person 1 : Would you like some tea Joe?
-Joe : Yea!
-person 1 : How do you take it?
-Joe : In a mug/

It's gonna be one bad-ass day in town - Gemmi

Gemmi is my lover and i'm gonna hump her like it was 1972 - Franchesca

I dunno what i want but i want it to be cool - Xara

Can I play with your belly-button... from the inside - Sean

I love Pears. Theyre like vegetarain drumsticks - Pablo

-Raski (an american) : "oh yea lets be english and set a load of dogs on one fox and see whats left of it at the end"
-Will : "oh yea lets be american and set a load of tanks into a poor country and see whats left at the end."/

Emo Kids need more sticky places - me and charli

Oh im so good with wods....wods? - Maz

Scene is like emo with a spoiler - Fig

go buck a fuffalo - Kitteh

Russels Pate - Charli

Your hair smells so recently washed - Livi

-Person 1: if you mix sperm with water, it goes all stringy
-Person 2: well dont wank in the bath then
-Person 1: look there are only so many places you can wank into, a sock, a towel, a tissue or the bath
-Elliemon: or you could just get a Girlfriend

In all seriousness though, can wasps actually love? - Joe

Im sick of people. Im gonna go A-sexual - Daisie

You pile of gay spare parts - Hellen

everyones bein mean to me they all keep callin me ginner AN ITS NOT GINGER its an odd shade of reddy copper - Kat/Betsy

eggsellentos - Livi

-Hellen - Will those sweets be safe to eat?
-Person 1 - Couse they will be theyre like Additive City
-Hellen Additive City? Is that anywhere near Lisbon?

*gasps* SHISHA HAS CHIPS - Livi

jez: does he have like some gross STD
daisie: no he IS an STD

Geo - I love baguettes. Theyre like cheap dildos

Livi - Sorry i have to speak so quietly, just my Dad has sonar hearing. He's like a dolphin in a shirt and trousers

Lowrah - anyways i gotta go eat potatoes,
wish me luck :|

Elena - we should have a knackered battle one day

Newby - i spoke to a northern irish woman today, it was like sex

Also me and Elena talk at ungodly hours making amusing pictures and the like. and making the fucking weirdest ideas come to life through the medium of laughter and pixie dust (photoshop)Like the E.J.S.L.S. (El and Jez's Scenester Lamination Sceme)

behold

the following take place between 1am and 2am (whilst drunk/other)

Jez: Whatcha doin?
Elena: going to find alkihol!
Jez: we could be like a AA group in the morning
Elena: AA? air ambulance?
Jez: alcoholics annonymous
Elena: OR, aaa
Simultaneously: air alcoholics annonymous?
Jez: OMG
Elena: OH MY GOD
Elena: shiiiiiiiiiiiiit


Plus i hate facists and racists and nazis... to the bone

i also mess about with photoshop in my spare time, and make pictures etc... behold

the squirrel mafia

squirrel pirate...not the best one ive done but i still like it

I'd like to meet:

. I love Ska me :P

its ellie and edi ouside Josephs Well. The house Stop 58. A palace of Ska if you will. Look at the Ska Monkey Shirt WOOP WOOP.Ele, Ellie, Edi, Will,Simon (behind Will) waiting for the bloody sound check to finish whilst we freeze our asses off...!

Music:

Punk and Ska mainly. I fucking love Nirvana acoustic sets. I like everything really. Whatever tickles my fancy (ugh) :P. The only music i refuse to listen to is RnB, because i dont like the lyrics that are being derogitary (spelling?) to women and about drugs and stuff because thats not what black music is about - it was made to fight oppression not to tell everyone that "your bitch's ass is rizzle tizzle".

Bands i like include --- Sex Pistols, The Clash, Ramones, Random Hand, Sonic Boom Six, Towers of Lonodn, Lily Allen(....yes), Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Mustard Plug, Flogging Molly, The Pogues, Tsunami Bomb, Green Day, Angry Amputees, Rhythmic Coughing, Madness, The Specials, The Slackers, Chris Murray (ahh Chris Murray *swoons* :P), Catch It Kebabs, Nutty Skunk, Damn Skippy, Square, Honeytone Cody, Fifth Shade of Perfect, Ozzy, Blur, Nirvana, Prodigy, Underworld, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Daft Punk, Iggy Pop, Bob Marley, Rage Against The Machine Blink 182 - feelin' this, Everlong by Foo Fighters (t'is ulitmate song so...) also machine head - davidian and Imperium. I also hate manufactured bands/singers... observe

you are ska!

What type of music are you?
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Panic! at the Tesco- I MADE THIS :D

hey you, dont watch that, watch this. This is the heavy heavy monster sound, the nuttiest sound around, so if you coming off the streets and youre beginning to feel the heat, well listen buster you better start to move your feet to the rockingest rock-steady beat of MADNESS
ONE STEP BEYOND
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The Damned - New Rose, best punk track ever

this is fucking fantastic. dont let the bastads bring you down

Movies:

Trainspotting, The Filth and the Fury, Pulp Fiction, Battle Royale, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, American Pie 2, Bill Bailey - Bewilderness and Part Troll, Jack Dee Live at the Apollo, Lee Evans, Ricky Gervais (stand-up) Pirates of the Carribean, The Girl Next Door, Drop Dead Fred, Kurt and Courtney, Ross Noble

Television:

Green Wing, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI, Will & Grace, The Osbournes, Monkey Dust, Two Pints Of Lagar and a Packet of Crisps, Mock the Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, Fraiser, Sugar Rush, The Adventures of Grim, Fairly Odd Parents, Pimp My Pide

this hilarious and sick all at the same time
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This man is another version of God...

Books:

the kurt cobain graphic
not really a book but i dont read much

Heroes:

All these people are my heroes - here they are in no particular order

...and more famous "heros" include -

My Blog

yeeeaaaaaa

well i know im drunk biut i know you fucking hate me like i hate myself i know im a fucking piece of shit low life nothing thats why you all take the piss and why i have no confidense and why you neve...
Posted by Jezzles on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:55:00 PST

I wanna meet some new people....

i dunno who really. i just do. add me if you so wish, as i have bad experiences with adding random people, dont worry im a nice person not some creepy weirdo who'd stalk you and eat your pets. but ple...
Posted by Jezzles on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

Government trying to ban photography in public place

GOVERNMENT TRYING TO BAN PHOTOGRAPHY IN PUBLIC!!! PISSTAKEThis is just stupid,sign the petitionhttp://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Photography/ - OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT SITE PETITIONThe argument against :"There a...
Posted by Jezzles on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

List of things i cannae live without

You know wehn boredom has set in when you do one of these The list..she begins... - Livi- Drums- Drumsticks- Geo- Pete- Lyndsey- Spazzles- Helen- Ross Noble- Never mind the Bollocks album- Never mind...
Posted by Jezzles on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

I.D. Cards will Limit your freedom - taken from Lily Allens blog

You may have heard that legislation creating compulsory ID Cards passed a crucial stage in the House of Commons. You may feel that ID cards are not something to worry about, since we already have Phot...
Posted by Jezzles on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

The Torture of MSN

YARGH MSN keeps turning its scrawny arse off all the timeits dead irritating. im having a nice conversation with courtney and sammi and the bastad things decides to hate me and turn off and the (if th...
Posted by Jezzles on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

Pirate Inuendo

(please note i had to post this twice because i misread one the options for the current mood thing, i thought indescribable said "indestructable"..damn you myspace) Oh my whiskers and paws, its a new ...
Posted by Jezzles on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:32:00 PST

Stolen from Fair Maiden Elizabel (or Izi for short)

5 YEARS AGO..............How old were you?: 12Where did you go to school?:St John FisherWhere did you work? down the mines (blu tac mines)Where did you live? HarrogateWhere did you hang out?In my room...
Posted by Jezzles on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:08:00 PST

Kitteh and me

A conversation me and Kitteh had over msn Jazzy Jez :: Ditzy McFlurry :: EJSLS :: Ive been to CBGB's :: support C.S.R or not says:my short term memory has gone to pot Jazzy Jez :: Ditzy McFlurry :: EJ...
Posted by Jezzles on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:12:00 PST

Guilt Trippers

People who send you on Guilt Trips to do what they you to do, can quite literally FUCK OFF AND DIE You all Fucking suck. I hope you lose all you limbs and get thrown into a deep ditch, so you hav...
Posted by Jezzles on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:40:00 PST