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Taint.

I love fucking, metal.

About Me

Plenty of Plan B.

My Interests

singing in my shower at a pitch only select dogs can hear,coffee in large amounts, cigs, making people feel uncomfortabl, picnics, taking baths, chocolate chip pancakes, side ponys, high ponys, i like all ponys, reading good books, beer, twister, prancing, parks,day trips, beards, lots of blankets, wearing dresses!

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet big ol dicks.

Music:

I have a horrible cd collection.

Movies:

the kind that come on real late on HBO...you know...with the scrambled picture.

Books:

The Yellow Wallpaper

Heroes:

my mother.

My Blog

ALERT: people hate me

hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaa i just found out at least two people claim to "hate" me. this is silly. do i do anything to anyone? no i do not. and if i ever have, its because people deserve i...
Posted by Taint. on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:08:00 PST

fuck shit up

i will have you know.breaking shit that isnt yours in an angry drunken ragereally does feel good.
Posted by Taint. on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:33:00 PST

HOLY JESUS ALMIGHTY

SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP     its going to happen. sit and wait
Posted by Taint. on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:57:00 PST

wha wha whaaaat.

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Posted by Taint. on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:06:00 PST

it pays to be an addict

caffine/coffee... - cellulite preventor. - 35% less of getting skin cancer -helps lose weight -antioxidants up the butthole, so its better for your skin. i knew there was a reason why i was so addicte...
Posted by Taint. on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST

kidney pains

ughhhh i have never felt this much pain in my entire life. apparently though, child birth is far worse than this. that being said, im not too suure i can go through with it. they better give me that e...
Posted by Taint. on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:38:00 PST

my day was really effing boring

i got my hair cut....big woopdido. then i went to work. another fucknig fucking applause. john suprised me with a box of cupcakes though...so...that kind of made every single bad thing of my day good....
Posted by Taint. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:53:00 PST

bestbestbest xmas ever

i alread said it but, best christmas everrrrrrrrrr. i got a sewing machine, a cookie press, a bunch of snow clothes...wich i fucking needed, a hair straightner, pajamas, green shooes, makeup and,...a ...
Posted by Taint. on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST

what a daiiii

so, things dont always turn out your way. and i hate that. but....whatever. i am a good person and at least i know that even when people try to tell me im not. im glad i atleast have that selfrespect ...
Posted by Taint. on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

dreams (EDIT)

i had these crazy dreams last night. i dreamt john and i broke up but we were both really sad and trying to make things work. but, i was like dating this guy from my class....and i dumped him saying i...
Posted by Taint. on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST