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SMITTY is......BACK!!!!!

One thing vexes ALL men in the World................Women.

About Me

Oh......herro, sorry about that. Sup, im Christopher also known as CJ. To start I have always hated myspace, but it appears that to keep in touch with some family and friends I must submit. I believe that humanity isn't very human at all. Instead of talking to each other a computer does it for us, instead of interacting with each other we watch TV. The only way for people to get to know one another is to E-mail, text, or chat, which in my opinion isn't personal enough. So as much as I hate doing this and making myself a....... well you know, here is my profile.Hi again, i'm Christopher, Chris, or CJ. I love Football....(DA RAMS).... movies, music, books, games, and most of the people I know. Wanna know some more info, Try Asking Me.
BIOGRAPHY
What is your full birth name? Christopher Blake Smith
What is your date of birth? November 12, 1983
Where were you born? Ft. Huachuca, Arizona
What are your parents' names? Connie / Charles
How many siblings do you have? How old are they and what are their names? 6 / Deceased - Jason, 26 - Jared, 23 - Charles, 5 - Jacob, 4 - Levi, 2- Lizzy
What's your hair color? Brown
What's your eye color? Brown
How tall are you? 6 Ft 2 Inch
How much do you weigh? 158 Lbs
What size shoe do you wear? 12
What's your house look like? How many bedrooms, bathrooms, etc.? Clean, 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath
How many pets do you have? What are they and what are their names?
What's your marital status? Single
FAVORITES
Animal? White Tiger
Color? Black
Sport? Football
Artist/ Group? Gorillaz / Blink 182 / Greenday
Movie? Snatch / The Boondock Saints
Actor? Brad Pitt / Ryan Reynolds
Actress? Kate Beckinsale
Food? Steak
Drink? Aqua
Restaurant? Olive Garden
Car? Mustang
School subject? History
Cologne/ perfume? AXE
Television show? Prison Break / Supernatural
Television station? FOX / WB
Radio station? 93.7 KRQ
Vacation spot? Hawaii
Clothing store/ brand? Old Navy / Hot Topic
Holiday? Spring Break
THIS OR THAT?
McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds
Pepsi or Coca-Cola? Coca Cola
Cell phone or the Internet? Cell Phone
Movies or television? T.V.
Board games or cards? Board Games
MTV or VH1? MTV
Horror or comedy? Both
Summer or winter? Summer
Dogs or cats? Dogs
Appetizers or dessert? Desserts
Concerts or gigs? Concerts
Parties or get-togethers? Get-Togethers
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Beer, vodka, or wine? None
1970s or 1980s? 80's "Can you Dig It"
Rain or snow? Rain
Mario or Luigi? Mario
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or Jessica Simpson? Jessica Simpson
Drunk or high? Niether
Day or night? NIght
Black or white? Black
CDs or mixes? Mixes
Corvette or Mustang? Mustang
Reality shows or sitcoms? Sitcoms
HAVE YOU EVER?
Been high? How about any other drugs? Care to mention? Nope
Been drunk? Never
Stolen something? What was it? Yes, Girls
Gotten in a fist-fight? Yes
Had sex? Oh Yeah
Vandalized someone's property? Nope
Ran over an animal? On accident :(
Trespassed? Probably
Wished death on someone? Never, The meaning of life is to live.
Told your parents you hated them? Naw, I only think it sometimes
Been fake to someone? I Don't think so
Flew on an airplane? Luv To Fly
Broken a bone? If so, what was it? Yes, Alot of them
Been in a car accident? Yes
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Do you find yourself attractive? Hell yeah i'm sexy
Are you a jealous person? Nope
What do you want to be when you get older? Dream job? A History Teacher
What's your cumulative grade point average? 3.8
What's the meanest thing you've ever said to anyone? "Welcome to thunder dome bitch."
Do you fart, burp, etc. in front of your friends? How about in front of anyone? Sometimes and No, Only people I'm comfy around, Sorry that was a little gay. Just the guys
If you had to go on a reality show, what one would it be? Amazing Race
Who are your top 3 male and top 3 female friends? Bernie, Steve-O, And my little bro Jeremy (AKA - Robin) / Can't say I love my ladies
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? How many and where? Yes, 2 / Yin Yang, back/ My left ear is pierced
Do you like drama? No, Grow up, let the highschool bullshit stay there.
What do you think is your best feature - physical & personality? Face, I'm flippin hot / Reliable, Always there for a friend
Would you change for someone you liked? Yes, everyone changes even if they don't think it
Would you rather be physically or mentally hurt? Physically, Women suck
What do you appreciate most in life? My Life, Everything I experience is a blessing......... Oh yeah and the penguins.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim.
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My Interests

Life, and just about anything that deals with it, Mostly having fun. Interacting with people, sports, movies, parties, concerts, and I could keep going if I wanted to.Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.

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How to make a Chris
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts silliness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
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I'd like to meet:

Just people I guess, most of my friends have this and for some of my family this is their only way to communicate. Oh and some cool peoples, hotties, buddies, More Friends

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Music:

ALL......... I love music, Alternative, Rap, R&B, Country, Techno, Classical, Jazz, ANYTHING!!!!! But my favs are as follows...... , , , , , Anything Old school... , , 70's bitches, , And i could keep going but NO

Movies:

I love a good thinker movie, makes you wanna figure out whats going on, Action is always good, oh yeah and I hate that movie love story crap. Its a nice idea but thats total BULLSHIT, but hey thats my opinion and i'm entitled to it. Oh yeah right movies Ummmmmmmm . . . . . . . , , , , , , , , , ....Hells Yeah, , And it goes on and on.

Television:

Discovery channel kicks ass, I don't know about you guys but I love to learn. Anything that can make me laugh or think....... Like, , , , , , , , , , you know shows that kick ASS!!!

Books:

Anykind of fantasy books I love reading about far of lands or different time periods with heroes and villains. My fav series would have to be the'Wheel of Time,' series. KICK ASS. Everything about it makes me wanna read more. And of course I love The Lord of the Rings, Any Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Tom Clancy.

Heroes:

Well My MOMS is my biggest real life hero, she does so much for her sons and everyone else around her. Her being here really does make the world a better place. ASK anyone who knows or has even met her. Now for the kid stuff.........Batman, Batman, And Batman...... He is the only superhero who is prepared to take out Supermans or any other super heroes tight wearin ass, plus he states," Hey i'm just a morbid kid with alot of Money." THATS FRICKIN AWESOME.Your results:
You are Batman Batman 95% Superman 70% Iron Man 70% Hulk 60% Catwoman 55% Robin 52% The Flash 50% Green Lantern 50% Spider-Man 45% Wonder Woman 32% Supergirl 27% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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Your results:
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 74% Dr. Doom 73% Venom 72% Lex Luthor 65% Magneto 61% Juggernaut 60% Mr. Freeze 57% Kingpin 57% Mystique 56% Riddler 50% The Joker 49% Catwoman 49% Green Goblin 40% Dark Phoenix 39% Poison Ivy 37% Two-Face 24% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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