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Erin

The Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn't count; building arks does. - Warren Buffett

About Me

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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?I think I can best be summarized by a series of movie/tv lines that I quote randomly and often at extremely inappropriate times and would recognize easily:Oh, snap! Warriors, come out to plaaaayyaaayyy. I coulda been a contender Charlie, I coulda been somebody. I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little. I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral. OK rocktors - that's my name for doctors that rock! I know you are but what am I HUH HUH! Grab my arm...the other arm...MY other arm. You remind me of the babe - what babe - the babe with the power - what power - the power of voodoo - who do - you do - remind me of the babe. Chronologically you're sixteen today, physically you're still fifteen. Well kiss my grits. I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing. It's my first day as a woman and already I'm having hot flashes. Oh, you called me by a girl's name - how original. Sammy's so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. We need a bigger boat. Don't talk about me like I'm not here! Helping or hurting JD helping or hurting? We're not gonna start thinkin' of ways to get an octopus to commit a crime because that just has failure written all over it. What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap - Bob Kelso - how ya doin'? Look Janice-Denise-Tiffany Amber Theeeeissan. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe every morning? What we've got here is failllure to communicate - some men you j-u-s-t-c-a-n-t-r-e-a-c-h so you get what we had here last week - which is the way he wants it, well, he gets it - and I don't like it anymore than you men. NOBODY expects a Spanish Inquisition! I can't put my arms down.....put them down when you get to school. Show me the way to go home {bomp bomp bomp} I'm tired and I wanna go to bed {rat tat tat} I had a little drink about an hour ago and it got right to my head {bomp bomp} wherever I may roam {bomp bomp} on land or sea or foam you can always here me singi....(jaws crashes into the boat at that point). He never got outta the cockadooty car. Whyo whyo whyo did I ever leave Ohio? Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. I do a great impression of a hotdog. Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion, let it sink back in the ocean. Honey God don't care where you go to church 'long as you show up. I fart in your general direction. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow: I had to come to prison to be a crook. Just think Earl, if these were real heads this would be a terrible day.

My Interests


You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?Don't let this fool you.

I'd like to meet:

Hulk Hogan - yes, I really would.
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
Michael J. Fox Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?Judas and here's why: he gets a bad rap for betraying Jesus BUT if he HADN'T that would have messed up all subsequent events and then my sins may not be absolved due to J.C. dying on the cross. Granted, I'm sure God would have worked it out cause, ya know, He's GOD and all but still Judas just completed the natural order of things. Kinda like Steve Bartman (for those who are not Cubs Fans he's the guy who gained notoriety on the evening of October 14, 2003, for possibly preventing a play on a foul pop-up in Game 6 of the National League Championship Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Florida Marlins at Wrigley Field. Seriously, I don't think we Cubs fans could've handled the Cubs ACTUALLY winning something like that so it was for the best. Kinda. And no, I am not seriously comparing my salvation with a baseball game.

Music:

Dandy Warhols, The Coral, Linkin Park, Soul Asylum, Needfire, Johnny Cash, the Drifters, Four Seasons, Four Tops, The Ahas, Rick Springfield, Rammstein, Blu Cantrell, everything from the 1980's, most everything from 1970's, most everything from 1950's, some of everything from 1960's, a few from 1990's (not an especially good decade for music), Tammany Hall, The Shins, Paul Simon, Ottmar Liebert, Vier Gerwinnt
Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
25% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ of course, The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, The Warriors (best 70's "B" flick around and if you have not watched it at least a dozen times you've got some s'plainin' to do), Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version not that redone junk), JAWS, Life is Beautiful, Sling Blade, Happy Accidents, Napoleon, Big Lebowski, What Dreams May Come, Memento, The Professional, Streetcar Named Desire, On the Waterfront, Rebel Without A Cause, Raising Arizona, Pillow Talk, Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation - pretty much all of the old black and white stuff. Good Times.
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?Ahhhh, validation in the form of a blogthings quiz.

Television:

Although I pretty much only watch the top 4 this is my compiled list of excellent TV shows during my lifetime and even before: My Name is Earl, The Office, The 4400, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, Veronica Mars, Quantum Leap, Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Numb3rs, MITM, Laverne & Shirley, Mary Tyler Moore, Rhoda, Welcome Back Kotter, Golden Girls, Happy Days, Andy Griffith Show, All in the Family, Joan of Arcadia, My So Called Life, The Jetsons, Thundercats
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Books:

Rich Dad Poor Dad, The Phantom Tollbooth, Harry Potter, The Cider House Rules, Janet Evanovich stuff (guilty pleasure), A Confederacy of Dunces, Alice Sebold, James McBride, Frank McCourt, Chuck Palahniuk, Henry Marsh, Upton Sinclair, Ray Bradbury, Jennifer Weiner

Heroes:

Jesus, Sponge Bob, Uncle Rico, the Dude, Veronica Mars, Hulk Hogan's wife (yes, I now watch a reality show starring Hulk Hogan - please kill me now - it only gets worse from here.)

My Blog

Packing Sucks

So I am supposed to be packing right now. In fact, I drove from Okla here last night in order to do so and yet I am still on this d@mn myspace thingy and I haven't even taken a shower yet. Yeah, gross...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

Harrison Ford is my hero

so a few months ago, or weeks, whatever I went to a sneak preview of the new Harrison Ford moving at the Angelika and Mr. Harrison Ford was there for a Q&A session. Now I like Harry as much as the...
Posted by Erin on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:24:00 PST

The Definition of A "Friend" MANY people on this site need clarification

If I have never met you, heard of you, spoken to you, don't even know of your existence, please, Please, PLEASE do NOT introduce yourself to me by requesting to be my friend. A "friend" is someone you...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

Procrastination - a disease and science

Procrastination is evil, yes evil. However, true procrastination is an art and can be said a science. While the definition of procrastination is to avoid performing an action or task by performing ano...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

My LAST Paper as an MBA student - do you notice a theme emerging here?

So its my last finals week as a student and today I wrote my last paper as a student, EVER! And it was total crap. A collaborative effort, a strategic alliance of minds if you will, and yet it was sti...
Posted by Erin on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:18:00 PST

My LAST Class as an MBA student

So tonight marks my last class as an MBA student. Hoo haw. What is most interesting is that I have no emotions about it at all. In undergrad I was depressed for a month before graduation. I think I ca...
Posted by Erin on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

Random quotes that speak to me. or for me. or about me. or have nothing to do with me.

"People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately." "Young men want to be faithful and are ...
Posted by Erin on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST