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sara

Listerfiend is her mouth troll isn't it?

About Me

i like the free days with no expectations.
apparently i come across as 'non-chalant' and 'unapproachable,' when in fact, i am neither of these things.
my timing is WAY worse than cindy's.
and this:
[Vivian] You have several stories that You like to tell over and over and over.Ohh. Oh-ho. That's not... Come on. That's a lie.- I... I'm not boring like him. - Like the mayonnaise story. The mayo story.[Vivian's Voice] May 18, sales meeting.[Brad's Voice] Shania's there, you know, promoting her apparel, right?- [Man Chuckles] - It's 4:00. She's starving.She hates mayonnaise, right? Allergic to it.So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches. Back then that's all she's eating.- Tuna fish. No mayo, darling.- [People Laughing][Vivian's Voice] June 5, driving range.[Brad's Voice] Nojoke. We gave her a chicken salad sandWich once...she threWup in the back of the limo.[Vivian's Voice] June 30, the lake.[Brad's Voice] Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?It's 4::00, and she's starving. She's a busy lady.I order a ton of tuna fish sandWiches. That's all she's eating back then, tuna fish.[Vivian's Voice]July 9, Flight 2 7 to Chicago.Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? It's 4::00. She's starving.The lady hates chicken salad.Gave it to her once, she threWup.- August 1 7, conference call. - Shania's there promoting her apparel, right?No mayo. She hates it. And she cannot eatchicken salad. That's nojoke.September 3, in traffic, Your cell phone.Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? Back then that's all she's eating, tuna fish.No mayo. I eat tWoof the sandWiches in front ofher.She noWeats one and a half. NoWshe believes me.She eats one and a half sandWiches before she realizes it's chicken salad.[Tape Player Stops][Tape ReWinding][Vivian] Why do you think that You tell the mayo story so much?

My Interests

puppy dogs and ice cream.
being immature.
trashy celebrity magazines.
photography.
the rain.
traveling.
staying up all night.
sleeping in.
fast food.
really needing to pee and then finally getting to.
taking jennifer to the bus station at 530 in the morning.
awkward moments.
conversations with strangers.
reading.
writing.
learning.
airports.
flying.
leaving.
smoking.
staying.
meeting new people.
not liking people.
dealing with assholes at work.
falling asleep on the couch in my clothes and then waking up to realize i still have 3 hours to sleep, tearing off my clothes and getting into my bed.
design.
surprises.
[red]wine.
nachos.
old man bars.
polaroids.
road trips.
my bicycle.
the color purple.
beards, or not.
cowboy boots.
high life.
hookah.
red bull.
the city.
the ocean.
far away friends.
sunny mornings.

I'd like to meet:

someone that will drink wine with me into the wee hours of the morning.

someone to go to the art museum with.

people to take pictures with/of.

someone that wants to take a roadtrip to canada, or anywhere for that matter.

anyone who likes lifetime movies as much as i do.

people who don't write "already met him/her/them" in this section.

michael bluth.

an english accent. actually, any accent will do.

non-assholes.

currently:

Music:

the format [for now].

Movies:

i heart huckabees.
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
the royal tenenbaums.
the virgin suicides.
babycakes.
me and you and everyone we know.
the science of sleep.
mulholland dr.
junebug.
broken english.
welcome to the dollhouse.
the darjeeling limited [power adapters!].

Television:

seinfeld.
arrested development.
discovery health channel.
food network.

Books:

The Virgin Suicides.
Bukowski.
Brave New World.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.
Vice Magazine's DOs and DON'Ts.

My Blog

lame, but somewhat accurate...

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Posted by sara on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:20:00 PST

sometimes i think he had it right

the flesh covers the bone and they put a mind in there and sometimes a soul, and the women break vases against the walls and the men drink too much and nobody finds the one but keep looking crawling i...
Posted by sara on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

Celebrity Look-alikes?

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Posted by sara on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

All the girls pose the same for pictures...

...all the boys got the same girls' hair.   Go listen to The Format's Dog Problems right now. It will make you feel all better.  
Posted by sara on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:33:00 PST

02.24.06

"In love with love and lousy poetryAnd I'm leaning on this broken fenceBetween past and present tenseAnd I'm losing all those stupid gamesThat I swore I'd never playBut it almost feels okay"...
Posted by sara on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:51:00 PST

NYC

So yeah......I had 11 days off work, so I took Chris, Josh, and my momma to NYC...... It was fun I'm gonna be on Elimidate's Elimidance (watch for it in September!) I pretty much wanna move there now....
Posted by sara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the life of a flight attendant

a 5am flight to NY sit alone in a strange hotel room ALL day waiting for a phone call get up early and fly to: NC back to NY KY washington dc ---sleep for a few hours---- fly out of dc to: ca...
Posted by sara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so

fiery tongues and selfish hands are all that's left to comfort me
Posted by sara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST