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David - version 2.0

3 AM and I'm happy. Can't you tell?

About Me


My name is David. I live in B.F.E. USA, and I work to pay taxes, insurance, and more taxes!

I am a total Internet junkie. The web is the most awesome communication tool to date. Think about it! You can hook up with people from all over the planet. Try that with your cell phone without going over your minutes.

I enjoy breathing in and out. :-)
I like being able to drive and having a car to drive.
I like freedom, many people don't have what we have in America.
I enjoy the city but would rather live in the country, it's quiet.
I love animals, especially cats and dogs.
Good coffee is awesome.
I love music - just about any kind.
I like fall and spring, summer is just too damn humid in the midwest.
I like my house and will like it even more when I get my landscaping finished.
I get along better with women more than men.
Females rule and not just because of beauty.
I would love to travel more.
Skydiving kicks ass!
I like to read fun and interesting profiles on MySpace.
I like to stay up late at night.
I enjoy sleeping.
I like acting young as getting old sucks! You are as young as you feel.
Now let's talk about someone awesome that I met on MySpace. My friend Meredith Haight is a wonderful talent. She is destined to be a big star one day. Meredith is beautiful as a flower. Her voice is extraordinary and her singing style is a true talent. Please take a moment to check her out on her page I provided the link below or just click on the photos.
Meredith Haight's MySpace page


Important things in life: (Not necessarily in order of importance)

    Air Water Peace Money (Perspective: think about life in the 17 and 18 hundreds, it was brutal for many people- we have the ability to now buy so many comforts in modern life with money) Spoiled wife Spoiled animals Koda (dog) Kita (dog) Twinkie (cat) Bobbie (horse) Joyce (horse) Speckle (dog - murdered by a speeding car, winter 2006) Cupcake (cat - murdered by a speeding car, winter 2006)
  • Moms (My mom and my wife's mom - two wonderful people on the planet earth always helping others and just plain great)
  • Always enough toilet paper - good toilet paper (not that cheap one ply sandpaper shit)
  • Air Conditioning
  • Milk
  • Cereal - One of natures most perfect foods, just add milk.
  • The Internet
  • High Speed access - dial-up sucks ass!
  • Television
  • Cell Phones
  • The automobile - (Perspective: think about what life was like before the automobile)
  • Hollywood - Movies are a great thing!
  • I hope to one day complete my quest for the almighty degree so that I may pursue a challenging career in RIA's (Rich Internet Applications) and make tons of money while doing something that I enjoy. Currently, I have a good job with a massive publishing company.

    My Interests



    I love dogs and cats! Especially because they show you unconditional love, they expect so little and are happy just to be with you! I am an animal lover in general. However, there are those animals in the animal kingdom that you just don't screw with unless you are a trained professional.I love artistic mediums of all types. I think creativity sets us aside from all other creatures on the planet. We have the ability to dream it then create it. I especially love artistic renderings of females. The one included below is called Moonchild.

    Gaming, gaming and more gaming. I love console and PC games. Especially any that make you sweat, scream, yell, or just plain makes your pulse race.

    Attention! News Flash! I have an XBOX 360 and it kicks total ass. I am currently playing Gears of War and that game is sick as hell! I love it! The graphics are wicked and rendered very well. If you have an XBOX you have to buy this game.

    I'M PLAYING NOW

    GOD OF WAR

    This game kicks ass. I love the controls


    The Suffering (Creepy)

    I like the erie sense from this title


    Resident Evil 4

    One of the best titles ever!


    Halo 2

    Great co-op title


    Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas

    Wow! Profanity galore


    Prince of Persia

    Smooth game play! Great graphics


    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones

    SSX3

    I also love graphics, digital art, as well as tinkering with web design.
    Yeah! I have an iPod now and I love it. I am addicted to iTunes and the podcast directory.

    I'd like to meet:

    Interesting people of course... my space profiles that make you laugh or even think about what was posted.I would like to meet Tom... you know every MySpace person's first friend. Tom is the man. I would like to ask him how he likes having over 100 million social networking friends and has it enhanced his life, if he has one off a computer.


    DAVID
    Dis forDignified
    Ais forAnimated
    Vis forVigorous
    Iis forIndustrious
    Dis forDistinguished What Does Your Name Mean?

    Music:

    I pretty much love all genre's, I did not say artist's though there are those out there that should have never got into music as they suck, but then again they are better at it than I am. While browsing MySpace I have come across some wonderful artists and I'm glad that I got the chance to experience their music.

    Movies:

    I am a Movie-a-holic... I think that any Movie that causes you to feel emotion no matter what kind is a good one. I watch a lot and I do mean a lot of Movies! A Movie that is released that compares to watching bread turn hard should be land fill and the producer and director sentenced to sewage clean up duty since they like playing, managing, and directing the flow of crap based on their film production activities.

    I like to check out Anime from time to time as I enjoy the artwork.Movies you must see:

    Waiting (lots of fowl language, etc. - not for children)
    Click (This movie is funny and sad - not for children)

    Television:

    I love Discovery channel and it's sister channels.

    I love learning and I lust to further my knowledge of the world and the Internet feeds that lust.

    Then again, I live out in the sticks so I don't have a lot of channel choices. I have a C-Band UFO Independance Day sized dish in my yard... but it does work well. I could get a baby dish and spend a shit load of money on programming but to hell with that... I have better things to spend my money on...

    Law and Order
    CSI
    House
    G4Tech TV - Baby!
    ER
    Mythbusters
    Dirty Jobs!
    More to come!

    Books:

    My favorite book is the Internet. I have learned more about people and things in the last few years than the whole time that I spent in school.

    Heroes:

    My mom of course as she is the greatest. She is always there for me and always listens too me. I cannot say enough about how cool my mom is and how she has positively affected my life. Thanks mom!Bill Gates - Well people might say... What the F**k?! Why him? Well think about it, the man dropped out of college was told that he and Paul were crazy for even srewing with the OS and then years later he is the richest man in the world. His company alone has massive power to influence industry, government, and hell, people in general. Many take it for granted that we use the products that he and Paul created daily so that we could in turn become MySpace junkies and Internet addicts. Also just for kicks Bill and Melinda have donated truck loads of money to charitable and medical organizations throughout the world. Sure it's a tax write off but wouldn't you like the feel good moment of the day when you donate 20 million to your favorite charity of the week and it is just overall pocket change in your wallet?

    My Blog

    I was taking a break!

    You know, it's always funny how odd things can be. I was changing some fonts and colors on my web site. Sometimes this can be a long drawn out process as I write the code myself to change my page rath...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:35:00 PST

    FAST FOOD IS GOOD BUT EVIL!

    This evening coming from work the wife and I decided to stop at Burger King and stuff our faces with the gourmet food found there. LMAOWell, you and I know the food is actually very nasty, loaded with...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST

    Did I wake you up?

    Okay, today is not different than a normal day. I am sleeping like a baby, almost at the drooling point and a knock on the door comes along. Well, I stumble to the door and open it. Well, it's another...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

    MySpace Font and Color Help

    If any of you out there have had trouble changing fonts or colors on your page the following MySpace page may help.http://www.myspace.com/colorguideSo check it out!
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

    Interesting quotes from MySpace

    I found these interesting... so I pluked them and posted them. "A POSITIVE HEART IS ALL YOU NEED TO RISE BEYOND AND SUCCEED""What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!""It does not hurt to have a bac...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

    Saddam, co-defendants sentenced to hang

    Saddam Hussein was convicted Sunday and sentenced to hang for crimes against humanity in the 1982 killings of 148 people in a single Shiite town. The ousted leader, trembling and defiant, shouted "Go...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

    Funny 10-31-06

    PRISON VS WORK 1) In prison you spend the majority of your timein an 8x10 cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6x8cubicle.   2) In prison you get three meals a day. At work, you o...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

    Funny 10-31-06 - Halloween

    TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX!     * You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.     * If you get tired, you can wait ...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

    Funny 10-30-06 - Lawyer Jokes

    Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and y...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

    Oprah Gives Audience Members Debit Cards

    On a show that aired Monday, Winfrey gave more than 300 audience members $1,000 debit cards sponsored by the Bank of America to donate to a charitable cause."A very cool thing... to give to a strang...
    Posted by David - version 2.0 on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST