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John

Full frontal greatness

About Me

I'm John. I'm 20 years old and married. I joined the Air Force and completed basic training on Jan. 05 2007. If you ever considered joining the armed forces but did not want to have to worry about some sort of Full Metal Jacket treatment at basic then the Air Force is for you. If you have worked in the food service industry for more than a year you can do basic training easily. I am going into amazing computer wizardry as my job of choice. Hopefully I will be able to become a recruiter at some point to get buckled down on my degree and to be able to control what sort of useless people do and don't get into the Air Force. Yea...word.

My Interests

So I've recently decided that the quickest way to world domination is to irradicate the mall goths. Line forms to the left.

I'd like to meet:

Bring me your mainstreamers, your scensters, your stoners, your skaters, your goths, your nerds, your philosophers, your lunatics, your cutters, your writers, your singers, your musicians, your flirts, your rednecks, your religious fanatics. There is always a place for one more crazy person.

Music:

Its complicated and generally on a case by case basis.

Movies:

Gladiator, The Messenger, The 5th Element, Equilibrium, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Yeah, those are probably five of the greatest movies of all time.

Television:

South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, and everything that comes on the History Channel.

Books:

The Dark Tower Series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Expendable...Im sure there are others but I can't remember them right now.

Heroes:

Eh.