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IDIOT VEHICLE

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About Me

i drank your last beer. i spend weekends with the family. i write like im in grade-school and paint like im in kindergarden

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the girl i've dreamt about since i was six

My Blog

from the captain to the chaplain

WELL THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS AT A PARTY FOR A FRIENDS BIRTHDAY.THINGS WERE GOING AS NORMALLY AS THEY COULD, CONSIDERING THAT I WAS THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE....YOU KNOW,SOMETHING BOUND TO GO WRONG.THE DR...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:40:00 GMT

in the view of a dog

ive walked for miles ,just to settle in the same town i left.having no last name and no co-operation.there are none at full attention.now theyre missing in reactions.the walls of the basement are my p...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:26:00 GMT

a momment

ive taken the time to mold these lines,folding them backwards into sentences.kneading them longingly into stories.rolling them neatly forward into volumes.stashing them in boxes and hidden caches.i kn...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:31:00 GMT

gone to war,,be back tuesday morning

i will support your next suicideall wrapped up in those cul-de-sac lifestylesit's just marginal hemmoraging at bestsweating cotton on lawn furniturein the dead dog summersnot the heat,but the humidity...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:04:00 GMT

this is just a test

it was an unusually damp fall morning.might have been november,but there was frost on the wind-shield and that is what i recall the most.it seemed like there were forces beyond my control orchestratin...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:00:00 GMT

out of order on the weekend

black coffee and thumb-screwswelcome race fans....tonight is 40 ounce busch night.that's alot of bush,baby.had the old pretty out decomposing to nobody in particular. so i imagined whipping up some wo...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:43:00 GMT

scientist reveals animals mating calls,,what they really are saying

if the truth is all around through livingthen living is a factso what is existence then but an anwser to the question of livingif i'm living and that is truth,which would be factthen i'm existing insi...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:14:00 GMT

this is a first,no third draft, the first two are still in my head

let's begin, where at the ending of course.this is what i wrote to a story i've been thinking about for years,in the making ,just lazy as all hell,but now i have some inspiration,and don't think it's ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:46:00 GMT