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Cindy

When I grow up, I wanna be like Crystal.

About Me

I like good tunes, good laughs and good times with good friends. Oh, and I also like men. Preferably tall, lanky heroin sheik looking ones, but I don't know why, although I don't only stick to that type. But you must remember the first love of my life is Crystal. How serious is this love? Well, if another Hurricane should strike and I am stuck on my roof, I will send Crystal with the Coast Guard before me and then I might even drown myself. It's also important that you know that I am much smarter and skinnier than I appear to be and when you are amazed at how clever I am, keep on being amazed, cuz all this is resting on just a 6th grade education, bitches!!

My Interests

Men and Crystal.

I'd like to meet:

Heroin Sheik looking men or guys in bands, it's a toss up! Service Industry people are cool with me. Probably you, if you have something interesting to say and you don't fuck with Crystal.

Music:

Almost anything local, anything cool. For references, check with Crystal.

Movies:

The Dark Crystal.

Television:

My Super Sweet Sixteen!

Books:

The Choose Your Own Adventure Series.

Heroes:

Are you fucking kidding me?Crystal.