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Steeeeeeve

My wife is dead. She uhh die in a field. But I have a new wife, she nice!!! -Borat

About Me

Hey I'm Steeeeeve(n). I play hockey and have for about 11 years. Im a goalie for ice but I don't really play ice much anymore. I've played roller as a forward for about just as long and I play on the Ligers. Yes, thats right, the Ligers. I suck at math but I rule at english/writing. If we had to speak in numbers I'd be shunned. Psychology is definitely my thing. I'm very good at pushing buttons (i.e., causing you to experience sudden and overwhelming anger, confusion, frustration, etc), and I can instantly turn almost anything anyone says into something sexual. Just ask Tristan, he's good at it too and always told folks at school of my talent for twisting peoples words. I enjoy roller hockey, eating, mountain and off-road biking, lifting, astronomy, playin PS2 or Xbox360, playin soccer, paintball, hangin out with my friends. I'm 6'0 and I weigh 180. I play guitar and have been for a little over 3 years and the drums for about 10 years. My favorite bands are Tool, Behemoth, and Dimmu Borgir. I love death metal and black metal. I always know more about a product than the salesman does, whether it be cars or electronics. I love exotic cars; I'm extremely knowledgable as far as exotics go, especially Ferrari's. I hate/love driving. I drive too much, which is probably why I hate it, but I'm a nasty driver so I love it. People in New Jersey can't drive to save their life. I love going to White Castle, Taco Bell, and Cubby's for kickass bbq. Word. Ok that'll do. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 ****************************************************** T00L - Stinkfist .. .. width="425" height="350" ..Amon Amarth - Runes to My Memory.. width="425" height="350" ..Ali G: In da House - Jungle is Massive ..

My Interests

Hockey, paintball, psychology, sarcasm, mountain and trail biking, music, guitar, golf, tennis, exotic cars, video games, running, astronomy, my friends, drumming, food, sleeping, driving.

I'd like to meet:

Tool, Enzo Ferrari (def. wont happen, kinda dead.), Michael Schumacher.
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Music:

Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, Old Man's Child, Amon Amarth, Morbid Angel, Borknagar, Panzerchrist, Susperia, Tool, Rammstein, Slayer, Dream Theater, Meshuggah, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Arch Enemy, Fear Factory, Enthroned, Emperor, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, Godsmack, System of a Down, Korn, Metallica (up to and including the Black Album), Van Halen, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Eric Clapton and Cream, Jerry Reed, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Primus, Oysterhead, 80's music (Bon Jovi, Simple Minds, Dead or Alive, A Flock of Seagulls, Depeche Mode, Dire Straits, other sweet ass shit like that).

Movies:

Top Gun, BASEketball, Eurotrip, A Few Good Men,, Rules of Engagement, Four Brothers, Ali G Indahouse, Crash, Napoleon Dynamite, Don't be a menace to South Central while drinkin yo juice in the hood, Freddy Got Fingered, Office Space, Ferris Buellers Day Off, A Clockwork Orange, Old School, Election, Ace Ventura, Firefox, Half Baked, Boondock Saints, Sniper, In the Line of Fire, Thirteen Days, Navy SEALs, True Lies, Eraser, Commando, Dodgeball, Road trip, Harold and Kumar, the Lethal Weapon movies, Heavyweights (the fat camp movie, not boxing), Next Friday, the Die Hard movies, any Jackie Chan movie, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison. Thats all I can think of for now.

Television:

Tv sucks. But I like Chappelle's Show, Food Channel, South Park, Da Ali G show, Family Guy, Beavis and Butt-head, the Speed Channel, Conan O'Brien (the fucking man), Talk Soup, and MXC on Spike tv with the azns, fucking love that show so much. Somehow for the past 7 months or so that Ive had this, I forgot one of my favorite shows...Reno 911.

Books:

The Spark Notes series

Heroes:

My family, my friends, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, and Ted Nugent.

My Blog

It is decided...I am getting

A motorcycle. Yamaha R6 bitches. getting it either in spring or before the year ends. definitely by spring tho. psyched. good stuff.
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

Videos

I posted videos hurrCarrera GT Part 1http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individua l&videoID=637566776&n=2&Mytoken=14539E64-5D9A-13 A3-ED5411D020203143827583Carrera GT Part 2 h...
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:31:00 PST

For my love

I have a girl that cares  A girl that laughsA girl that smilesA girl that is happyA girl that is beautifulInside and outA rare thing indeedI have a girl that is strongA girl that is funA girl tha...
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:14:00 PST

Well, I got a

job. What? Yes, thats right, a job. Given the amount I make, the hours I work, and the days, Ill be making between $750 to $900 a month, more than enough for monthly car payments. The matchups are bet...
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:21:00 PST

Ok so I came up with an idea...

Ive had an idea recently, it might not be the safest idea, but its a good idea to me. Instead of $500+ dollars a month for an Infiniti which has 280hp, does 0-60 in about 6 seconds, and tops out at 14...
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who????

...Mike Jones!!!!!!!
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Most likely my last G35 update, I promise lol.

Ok, so I was aiming to get an athens blue G, turns out there are none around with all the packages I want. So, I searched Infiniti's dealership inventory for 2005 models and came across three identica...
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

G30Fizzle updizzle

So yeauh, went to test drive it myself a week ago. Had to have my mom with me cause Im 17, my homeboy salesman J-dogg said go take your mom for a drive, have some fun. Come back in about 20 and we'll ...
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

G35 yooooooo

So I just got home from the Infiniti dealership, me and my momma went to test drive a G35 coupe. I had believed that I had to be 18 to test drive any car so I left my license home. I now found out I c...
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pics, bitches

Pics from the 05 NY Auto Show which Gabe, Pec, Gabes cousin Keith, and myself attended on Friday. Look at them. Enjoy them.
Posted by Steeeeeeve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST