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About Me

Ex hippy of the 90's, you know the Rainbow gathering, Grateful Dead parking lot type. I never had the dreads and never saw a Dead show, though I did live in my van and travel the countryside for quite a while. Now, my life is a bit boring in comparison. I have a wonderful husband who is my best friend and two great kids who drive us nuts most of the time, but they're so freakin cute, we get over it real fast. I'm a massage therapist but right now I'm working as a merchandiser and I teach English at a local college. I will gladly do massage from my home for friends, family and referals, so...CALL ME! Best price in town!
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? ..TR Neutral Liberal
56 Morals, 17 Structure A Neutral Liberal does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral Liberal means doing what is good without bias for or against order. ..TABLE
..TR My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 0% on Morals ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 0% on Structure ..TABLE ..TABLE
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My Interests

Massage and the human body, Politics (mostly liberal), Hockey (Penguins!), crocheting, and hanging out with my best friend.

I'd like to meet:

In order of admiration: Arlo Guthrie, Bill Maher (though I'd seem really dumb in comparison), Penn & Teller, Al Frankin, Janine Garofalo, Stephanie Miller, David Cross, Carrot Top (laugh at me if you wish), Drew Barrymore, Robin Williams.

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Music:

I'm getting so old lately, my musical taste is lame these days. I Still really love folk music. I know more what I don't like than what I do. I don't like rap (unless it's funny), country (unless it's folky), opera (unless it's on stage), or boy bands (EVER).

Movies:

I'm not sure I can pick just a few favorites, but I can say that I prefer comedy. I like my comedy on the R rated side. The dirtier the better. The best comedy (stand up or otherwise) is the kind that makes me laugh so hard I cry and nearly piss myself. I love to laugh hard enough that my face and ribs hurt the next day.

Television:

The Office, Earl, Scrubs, Law and Order, Men in Trees and Nip Tuck.. Most things on Discovery, Animal Planet, Comedy Central and TLC. Oh yeah, and my Friday night ritual, "Real Time" If I'm too pooped to make it through, I catch the repeat on Saturday. Never missed an episode.

Books:

Gotta be Harry Potter. I'd like to say that I read a lot of political books, but I don't really, I just buy them and they sit and wait 'til I have time for them. Maybe someday soon, I'll get some of them read. 'Til then, hubby reads them and gives me the reader's digest version. The ones waiting for me right now are Al Frankin's "The Truth, (with Jokes)" I don't think I even finished "Lies, and the Lying Liars", never even started George Carlin's "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops" and I'm pretty sure there's 1 or 2 Bill Maher books hanging around waiting for me. Man, I have some serious catching up to do!

Heroes:

I don't believe in heroes, and superheroes are dumb with their pansy tights, unrealistic powers and stupid cornball lines and shit.

My Blog

She won, she won!!

Proud mom here, just wanted to let everyone know that my little girl won a speech contest today. She was one of 2 from her class chosen to go on to the next level. Next week she speaks bef...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:19:00 PST

Real Snow?

This is as good as it gets for us, unfortunately. Not much and it will be gone by noon, but at least it's pretty for a couple of hours. Why does Mother Nature hate the South so much?
Posted by Jen on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

Gay ass surveys.

First, let me say to those of you who post these things, don't be offended by my rant. You can just go on doing what you do and I'll probably read them and get a good laugh, but DON'T expect me ...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

My face hurts!

Yeah, yeah I know it's been killing you all day. Just got back from the Raplhie May show and I think my face may hurt for a few days from that one. Ralphie, you the man! One of the funnest parts wa...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST

Making your child look like a tard......

should be against the law! Yes, it's time for another installment of, "My Crazy Neighbors". OK, so last year, they decided to get an above ground pool. Our first thought is why would kids ...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

EB Update

At the funeral she was actually on her best behavior. We all knew something was up. She "let" the kids stay at my mothers house last night, but showed up with the police this morning insis...
Posted by Jen on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

Evil Bitch!

I'm exhausted from dealing with funereal stuff and all the excess drama brought on by the evil bitch, so I don't have the time or enregy to post it all now. I just wanted to say, mostly to get i...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:40:00 PST

Devistation

In the South there is a strange tradition. Well, I guess it's everywhere, but something about how it's done in the South makes it stranger. When there is a death in the family everyon...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:39:00 PST

My neighbors and the school bus

First I have to say, while my neighbors are nuts and we talk about thier insanity often, I don't want people thinking they're all bad. They really are good neighbors to have. They've never...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:29:00 PST

New neighbor info

I'm not really trying to use my kid to spy on my neighbors, but since my daughter also knows how fucked up they are, she's always telling us things. This morning she informed us that the little ...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:58:00 PST