Happiness is... |
An entire rhythm section in helmets.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:07:00 GMT |
Anal AIDS |
Not enough people contract it. The hate is strong in me. The next time the office troll confuses herself with a banshee, I swear to gawd she will be stabbed in the face with a rusty spoon....
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 13:50:00 GMT |
Man up! |
PDX is emo rich. MAN THE FUCK UP!
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:23:00 GMT |
Conclusive Study |
According to my research, the longer one remains employed in this office, the more evil s/he becomes. It is logical to conclude that evil is contagious, and should be treated as such. Cert...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:13:00 GMT |
Heavy metal! |
Includes, but is not limited to lead, bismuth, and ununhexium. In theory, ununhexium is TOTALLY the heaviest of all the metals. I wouldn’t date the metal ununhexium though because, i...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:12:00 GMT |
That’s when my breasts were just a’ight... |
I took Megagranteton and now they are so much better. Here's a picture of me laying down:
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
Zzzzz... |
I had a dream about washing elephant zombies about a week ago. Aaron must have gone to the bathroom or something. When he climbed back into bed, I half awoke, and almost promised "to wash ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:35:00 GMT |
Slicing tomotoes... |
I saw this sign outside of this farmer's market that had a list of specials, and among the specials listed was "Slicing tomatoes." I thought about a plump red tomato with little tomato arms, holding ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
New and Improved Skyler Harvey... |
Okay, so Skyler Harvey still wakes from a coma after 20 years. He still acts like he's a goddamn rock star when he wakes from his coma... even though he's totally poor and lame. He s...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:07:00 GMT |
Tales of Strength and Valor... |
I was boarding my faering last night with my crew of homicidal vikings in tow. I peered through my telescope in search of the north star, and saw, instead, a blazing meteor hurtling towards Eart...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:29:00 GMT |
