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crystal wants to dress you like a rich iraqi.

meat and potatoes, semi-professional canadian wrestlers, and unbuttoned shirts. and goldfish too.

About Me

My name is Crystal. I'm kind of cool. Knitting and guitar playing are my faves. Kristinaa at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

filmmaking, knitting, tangee lipstick, sponge curlers, playing guitar, jesus, dancing, new people, dome umbrellas, harry potter, cheesecake.

I'd like to meet:

Daniel Johns. God. G.W. so I can kick him. Ezzie Sorelle. Jennifer Beales. Betty Davis. (Yeah, I know she's dead) Ben Gillies . Chris Joannou . Paul Mac

Music:

silverchair, bjork, hanson, the dissociatives, tori amos, fiona apple, incubus, radiohead, bob dylan, the white stripes, brandi carlile, no doubt, dashboard confessional, delirious?, at the drive in, nirvana, weezer, blondie, dolly parton, johnny cash, eminem, the dead kennedys, madonna, silverchair, michael jackson, the bucket drummer on powell and market street (seriously), weezer, the deftones, him, evanescence, nirvana, new found glory, star motel, a perfect circle, the smashing pumpkins, pharrell williams, N.E.R.D., nelly furtado, missy elliot, vanessa carlton, john mayer, new kids on the block, the proclaimers, bush, no doubt, muse, nine inch nails, silverchair, mindy smith, reel big fish, the spice girls, the sex pistols, the ramones, the sneaker pimps, prodigy, ryan cabrerra, jet, the vines, chemical brothers, placebo, black eyed peas, cat stevens, p.o.d., natalie imbruglia, dramarama, sublime, the willowz, jamiroquai, eisley, dc talk, silverchair, blindside, air, tegan and sara, the yeah yeah yeahs, bill withers, the killers, maroon 5, regina spektor, kaiser cheifs, the dresden dolls, death cab for cutie, sigur ros, tatu, kanye west, mellow man ace, mystikal, coheed and cambria, my chemical romance, nickel creek, blind melon, flaming lips, leadbelly, hot hot heat, keane, crystal castles, the presets, paul mac

Movies:

ladies and gentlemen the fabulous stains, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, amelie, rejected, the virgin suicides, lost in translation, miranda, pirates of the caribbean, lord of the rings, edward scissorhands, sleepy hollow, big fish, my big fat greek wedding, bridget jones' diary, moulin rouge, se7en, welcome to the dollhouse, the princess diaries, garden state, two hands, fear and loathing in las vegas, 21 grams, the triplettes of bellville, notorious, psycho, vertigo, man with a movie camera, run lola run, romeo and juliet, happy gillmore, E.T., ever after, kill bill, harold and maude, gold rush, girl interrupted, original sin, nightmare before christmas, the labyrinth, dogma, the heathers, quills, whats eating gilbert grape, hideous kinky, benny and joon, napoleon dynamite, the life of david gale, finding neverland, toy story 1 and 2, monster's inc, the spongebob squarepants movie, lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events, sunrise, star wars (all of 'em), life in a box, dark days, dancer in the dark, don't look back, harry potter, donnie darko, life as a house (i finally saw it!), closer, shattered glass, the goonies, all about lily chou-chou, charlie and the chocolate factory (tim burton), mars attacks, lilo and stitch, fern gully, jarhead, brokeback mountain, walk the line, 40 year old virgin, a trip to the moon, secretary, pulp fiction, some like it hot, memoirs of a geisha, munich, the legend of billie jean, valley girl, the chronicales of narnia: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, children of men.

Television:

grey's anatomy, law and order: svu, the girls next door, csi, the simpsons.

Books:

Wasted, Harry Potter, She's Come Undone, 1984, The Clergyman's Daughter, Heavier than Heaven, Stitch N Bitch, Stitch N Bitch Nation, Mrs. Dalloway, The Chronicles of Narnia, Amimal Farm, Lord of the Flies.

Heroes:

my 8" mannequin.
jesus.
bjork.
tim burton.
daniel johns.

My Blog

sleep slash resolution part deux

Oh here we go again.Everyone is leaving and quitting. Very lame, I say. But very good in the long run. We will be respected, and bonus.There are other things also worth mentioning...Apparently, 99.9% ...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST

Ahoy there.

Why does creativity strike at the most odd moments? I wrote lyrics last night for a riff I had concocted last week. I am still missing a word. One PERFECT word. Going to a show at Bottom of the Hill. ...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

sugarless/cancerous

Not me.Thankful? Very.Eotion sickness. Probably.Peace, Love, and Ben's Speedos.(Emy, I know you said it in LA, but how exactly did Ben's speedos come about? I have no idea where that came from but it ...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

platinum blonde life

I am now officially a blonde. It fits my only-half-there-and i'm-such-a-dumb-ass nature.It took me about 5 boxes of drug store hair colorant and bleach to get it as blonde as it is. (And it's still ye...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

stolen

Body: 1. Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?no. he is dirty and has more hair products than me.2. Have you ever seen your best friends cry?yes. she cries like a little bitch. :p4. What is...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:17:00 PST

it's not the end of the world.

jesus isn't coming quite yet, and i'm not going to die.so i found out that somethings are true and otherthings are lies.2 points for me.0 points for someone else. (the jujufish)i win.i'm just scared a...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

sleep slash resolution

Finally.Recieved previously mentioned, but never happened, phone call.It wasn't scary at all.Okay it was scary. I am still nervous.Must.. Stop... THINKING.But it does further my desire to do a documen...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

PSR=Parelell Synchronized Randomness/Telepathy

I am psychic.Okay not really but I am making a prediction.August 1st-2nd NYCAugust 3rd Chicago-LollapaloozaAugust 4th- 5th Toronto or elsewhere in CanadaAugust 6th SLCAugust 7th-8th Los AngelesI can't...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:45:00 PST

No news is good news.

HOORAY FOR THINGIES!1. Eastern Conference Champions!!2. Silverchair is playing Lollapalooza (but it's not in CA.)3. No scary phone calls!3a. I'm right, you're wrong. (This is not meant in general, but...
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST

WTF?

ecc isnt playing anymore.whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????aaaghhhh *cries*must... find... new... show... to go to.....
Posted by crystal: he had the anti-midas touch. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST