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brandi

Music is the Brandy of the Damned

About Me

Opacity is an irresistible challenge
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My Interests

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music - Vladimir Nabokov Magic realist novels, dysfunctional memoirs, eastern-western philosiphusion, roman a clefs, bildungsromans, and down and dirty rocker bios.Self-improvement, tact (or lack thereof), snarky observations, alliteration, onomotopeia, riddles, and malapropisms (my new nickname).Also, making fun of stupid people never really gets old.

I'd like to meet:

Writers; people with free money, free time, and free drugs; disillusioned bank managers, materialistic security guards, a stooge, and somebody with an "in" in the penal system.

Music:

Newest finds: !!!, Love of Diagrams.Top o' the stack: Rancid, Ryan Adams, Erykah Badu, Taj Mahal, The Pixies, The Lillingtons, Lucero, Weezer, Modest Mouse.Also...Aretha Franklin, Al Green, Amos Lee, Amy Winehouse, Beck, Billie Holiday, the Black Keys, Bob Marley, The Breeders, Bruce Springsteen, Built to Spill, Cat Power, Citizen Cope,the Clash, Common Rider, the Cure, Deerhoof, the Descendants, Dixie Dirt, Dusty Springfield, the Eels, Etta Jones, Frank Black, the Fugees, Gnarls Barkley, the Gorillaz, the Hives, James Brown, the Jane Ashers,Joy Division, Kanye West, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, Lauryn Hill, the Looking Glass, Louis Prima, Louis Armstrong, Marc Bolan, M.I.A., Mike Doughty, My Morning Jacket, Neil Young, Neko Case, the New Pornographers, Nina Simone, the Nips, the Outkast,Pavement, Pixies, Portishead, Pulp, Prince, the Ramones, the Replacements, R.L. Burnside, Rufus Wainwright, Self, Soul Coughing,the Stones,the Strokes, The Temptations, Violent Femmes, Velvet Underground, We Are Wolves, Wilco, Wilson Pickett, X, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs...

Movies:

Before Sunset / Before Sunrise, Shaun of the Dead, Short Circuit, Adaptation, Little Shop of Horrors, Blues Brothers, Lost in Translation, Dazed and Confused, Dracula, Dead and Loving it, Joe vs. the Volcano, Interview with the Vampire, Amelie, X-menn, Waking Life

Television:

House; Lost; Absolutely Fabulous

Books:

How to Become a Famous Writer Before You're Dead by Ariel Gore Love is a Mix Tape by Rob Sheffield Kitchen Kama Sutra by Alex Williams The Book of Exodus by Vivien Goldman--------------------------------World War Z by Max Brooks House of Leaves by Mark Danielewksi Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger Enduring Love and Saturday by Ian McEwan I'm Not Really Here by Tim Allen Love in theTime of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia-Marquez The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie Deep Survival------------------------------------LEAVES OF GRASS, Walt Whitman

Heroes:

Joan of Arc

My Blog

KY Quarters

Hang on to any of the new Kentucky Quarters. If you have them; they  maybe worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Kentucky quarters that are ...
Posted by brandi on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:45:00 PST

I'm athletic!

Lately I've been wanting to take survivalist training. I'm not a huge fan of drill instructors or push ups (okay, esp. push-ups), but I love the idea of just generally kicking ass, and being able to p...
Posted by brandi on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:07:00 PST

Because if i don't routinely pat myself on the back, who will?

Work scandals can be so DRAINING. I guess it's no coincidence that my domicile smells like garlic.  I finally learned the secret ingredient in Navrattan Curry, and MINE EYES ARE OPENED. It's yog...
Posted by brandi on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST

what could it mean? Only this: I've killed my blog

Today, I was told that the number one search term on google.com - above even SEX - is....drumroll.....w a i t f o r i t t t t ........................... ! ..................... Yahoo. As in yaho...
Posted by brandi on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

Worst High School Analogies (Thanks Jay!)

The Worst AnalogiesEver Written in a High School Essay**From www.Negapage.com**They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.He spoke with the ...
Posted by brandi on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

Hey Poetry

 HEY POETRY! 10 Poemsby Brian Beatty HEY POETRY!You dont have to rhymeall the time, motherfucker.HEY BOOB JOB!Youre the most impressive jobthose women will ever have.HEY CUBAN CIGARS!You smell li...
Posted by brandi on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

Last sentences

I'm flipping through old term papers tonight for No Good Reason. Early in my college career, I was aware how horrendously overwrought my last sentences (as in, last sentence of the paper) were, but it...
Posted by brandi on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:55:00 PST

Chuck Norris Fun Facts - back by popular demand!!

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. When Chuc...
Posted by brandi on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

Fuzz Rawk

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/ Holy shit! They discovered a new species - the elusive hairy lobster. Let the sexual innuendo begin&now....
Posted by brandi on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:29:00 PST

The theme of today's spelling bee will be "militant multiculturalism." Ready kids?

Kids today....huh. Good thing Black People Love Me (http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/). Rock on little Souljah!  March 13, 2006 -- YOUNGSTER'S BLACK-POWER POEM RILES SCHOOL A 7-year-old prodigy u...
Posted by brandi on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:38:00 PST