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The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: D.J.
Age?: 300
Sex?: yes plz
Birth Date?: tomorrow
Hair Color?: not sure
Eye Color?: sky
Height?: tall
Weight?: 150 wet
Body Type?: superman
Piercings?: yup
Tattoos?: year of the dragon
What are you wearing right now?: what do you think
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: sexy
* Favorites *
Soda?: no diet
Food?: no diet
Drinks?: no diet
Alcoholic drink?: no diet
Time of day?: sometimes
Season?: summer
Day of the week?: jake day
Song at the moment?: all of em
Band/artist?: most of em
Book?: dont read books much they put me to sleep
Subject in school?: music
Place in the USA?: I LUV NY
Place outside the USA?: australia?
Color?: purple
Style of clothes?: comfortable
Store?: thrift
Mall?: hsssssss!*#@
City?: ny,ny
Website?: mine
Magazine?: discover, national geo
Kind of pet?: eagle
* Worst *
Place to be?: traffic
Class in school?: history
Time of day?: wake up time
Season?: winter
Kind of pet?: roach
Drink?: mud
Food?: dung
Mall?: all of em i dont like human zoos without cages
Store?: wal-mart the mall without cages or intelect
Style of clothes?: $200 jeans with holes, $25 used hats
Celebrity?: evidently so bad i cant think of him/her
Color?: puke
Book?: cant say
Type of music?: whiny twang
Website?: rotten.com
Magazine?: national inquiry
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: when i have to
What is your first thought?: my ass itches
What do you do first?: scratch my ass
What is your usual outfit?: jeans & t-shirt
What is your first class of the day?: traffic
When does school end?: never
Do you see your friends?: lots
What do you do when you get home?: relax
What time do you go to bed?: when i have to
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: yup
Brush your hair daily?: yup
Shower daily?: yup
Sing?: yup
Dance?: nope
Party?: yup
Get drunk?: sometimes
Have sex?: luv to
Read books?: nope
Listen to music a lot?: yup
Read magazines?: yup
Go .. a lot?: yup
Have a religion?: budda
Have an iPod?: no a lyra
Want an iPod?: had one they suck
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: neither
Play an instrument?: sometimes
Get sick a lot?: nope
Watch TV?: yup
Like MTV?: used to
Like VH1?: kinda
Like the History Channel?: sometimes
Have digital cable?: nope
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: what for more commercials
Listen to the radio?: yup
Still use your CD player?: sometimes, theyre becoming extinct
Stalk people?: try not to
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: oh hell naw
Have dial-up internet?: cable
Have AOL?: oh hell naw
Know HTML?: sometimes
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: yup in my opinion
Do well in honors classes?: fuck em
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: yup
R & B?: yup
Blues and/or Jazz?: yup
Classical?: yup
Pop?: yup
Country?: oh hell naw
Emo/Screamo?: ehh
Heavy Metal?: yup
Christian?: oh god yes
Techno?: n,c,n,c,n,c,n,c,n
Reggae?: ya mahn
Broadway Musical Songs?: love it
Oldies?: damn kids
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: blonde or red
Eye color?: entrancing
Tattoos?: cool
Piercings?: cool
Favorite Music?: everything
Style of clothing?: perty
Body type?: perty
Personality or looks?: unmeasurable beauty beneath the shell to bring it all to surface thru the eyes and soul
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: oh hell naw
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: once
Does size matter?: only with density
Do they have to be popular?: preferably not
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: him
Where do you go on the first date?: beach
Kiss on the first date?: maybe
Sex on the first date?: maybe
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: sure
Are you eating something?: yup
Are you drinking something?: yup
Are you IMing anyone?: nope
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: nope
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: nope
What are you listening to?: a list of artists
What are you watching on TV?: nope
What other websites do you have open?: nope
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: yup
The afterlife?: yup
Aliens?: yup
God?: maybe
The devil?: maybe
Heaven?: it is what you make of it
Hell?: it is what you make of it
Scientology?: yup
Hinduism?: sure
Buddhism?: sure
Christianity?: sure
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