When a Pimp beats on his woman, a Good Samaritan is there to help. And he knows Karate.
I like kayaking, though I'm not very skilled; I love to cook, though I'm currently without kitchen; I like Accounting, though I'm no Accountant; I love to eat, though Dr. Ashmani is begging me to lose 20 lbs; I like to ride my dirt bike, though I'm sissy scared of eating shit; I love to swim and be near any body of water, though I'm deathly afraid of sharks, and you couldn't pay me to stuff myself into anything resembling a bathing suit right now; I love my truck, though I can barely afford to fuel it; I love writing, though I'm sure you're thinking "when is this going to end?"...Now!
Gene Wilder's ghost
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CURRENT FAVORITE: SuperBad!...Then there's: Love Actually, Primal Fear, Jaws, Twins, Jonny Belinda, Smokey and the Bandit, Pretty Woman, Commando, Arthur, Blazing Saddles, The Shining, History of the World Part I, Scarface, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Nell, Pulp Fiction, Seven, Risky Business, Paper Moon, Young Franenstein, George Carlin..., The Godfather Part 1, LA Confidential, Fallen, First Blood, Grease, Ghost, Eddie Murphy - RAW, Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Halloween, Old School, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Where the Red Fern Grows!!
Rob & Big, Scrubs, Mad TV, My Name is Earl, Reno 911, Jeopardy, Animal Rescue, Cops, Saturday Night Live, Cheaters, Intervention, Forensic Files, People's Court and the like, and if I'm hungry I like to watch the Food Network!
Current favorite: Faye Kellerman
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