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My Blog

True stories of guilt

I've bought books that I'm sure are amazing but never took the time to ever read them entirely.  They basically sit on my bookshelf and look cool. I have bought albums solely out of the fact...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:49:00 GMT

Bob Dylan Lyric For The Assholes I Use To Hang Out With

You got a lotta nerveTo say you are my friendWhen I was downYou just stood there grinningYou got a lotta nerveTo say you got a helping hand to lendYou just want to be onThe side that's winningYou say ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:28:00 GMT

Are our closest friends designed to be polar opposites of ourselves?

I was thinking today about the people in my life who could actually be called my closest friends and the fact that those persons not only have absolutely nothing in common with me, but they really pre...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:09:00 GMT

top five/ten fun

My top ten fave things to say 10-Whatever9-I hate...8-that's creepy7-face6-poop5-cunt4-fag3-...makes me wanna die2-tardcart1-God! My top five worst fears 5-Ruining my kid's life4-someone finding ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:11:00 GMT

"Only Stupid People Have Good Relationships..." -Enid, Ghost World

Ahhh, isn't love so sweet.  YEAH, FOR RETARDS! It seems that the only couples that I notice have such indestructable relationships are the ones whose backbones are constructed of mutually suffici...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 19:43:00 GMT

I'm disgusting

yeah, so about three weeks ago I discovered a cluster of stretchmarks right above my pelvic bone.  They didn't continue to grow for the next week or two so I figured, "Oh, that'll fade, I'll be f...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 21:41:00 GMT

I don't have an empty notebook

I figure that I can probably write whatever I feel like in this stupid blog because no one's gonna read it anyway.  I don't have a notebook to write in and if I do it's already halfway full of th...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 21:12:00 GMT