An open letter.... |
An open letter to whoever may be seated near me on my next flight. Dear Sir or Madam, As our flight date quickly approaches, I'd like to take a few brief moments to lay down the groun...
Posted by AmerKranian on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST |
People who need to die (Part one of....many) |
I'm getting sick of all the asshats in the world, so I decided to make a list of people who need to die and how they should be killed. This is not a hitlist, but more of a uh....."Wishlist". Keep in m...
Posted by AmerKranian on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST |
Seal Clubbing |
....is for pussies. Hunting should be left to the real professionals, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.
Incase your a mentally retarded, I'll break it down as simple as I can:
Pussies: Hunt baby sea...
Posted by AmerKranian on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST |
Lets pave France! |
Its the best idea you've ever heard, I know.
Fuck the French, everybody hates them.
So lets deal with things the American way, and just wipe 'em off the map.
We'll send in a few bombers, and Chuck Nor...
Posted by AmerKranian on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST |
Fatties |
I hate fat people. Honestly, I hope they all would just die. Except for the few genetically screwed fat people, since their fat asses can't do anything about it.
Whenever I see an obese bastard eatin...
Posted by AmerKranian on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST |
Emo+Suicide=Awesome |
Has life got you down? Has the suburban life-style and excessive masturbation got you feeling blue? Have you ever thought about suicide?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, I've got a great...
Posted by AmerKranian on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST |
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Fruit snacks rock. Whoever invented there tasy fuckin animals is a genius, a pure genius.
Posted by AmerKranian on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:09:00 PST |
Frosty |
Frosty the 'SnowMan' is possibly the most hardcore mother fucker this planet has ever seen.
Last I checked, he was delivering roundhouse kicks straight to the face of little children everywhere.
Not e...
Posted by AmerKranian on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:05:00 PST |
Bulletins are the worst. |
Yes, its official, bulletins suck ass. And not just any ass, they suck sweaty Oprah ass. I'm pretty sure it doesnt get worse than that.
Next time I get a bulletin telling me how bad my luck will be f...
Posted by AmerKranian on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 06:56:00 PST |
My plan to better the world |
A time comes in everyone's life, when they're moved to change the world. After much deliberation and meditation (also known as heavy drinking), I've come up with a list of my own to better the world w...
Posted by AmerKranian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
