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About Me

After a failed attempt to breed a chimp with a Mexican fighting monkey I was born.I inherited the Hair of my simian Parents and my mothers mexican style of Kung-fu.I was shunned from my monkey tribe for looking too human so i wandered the countryside fighting for survival as roving bands of mad max extras chased me in quasi-futuristic nuclear wasteground cars,on my days off i Judged the Jungles miss wet t-shirt and got to take the winner home to my jungle Penthouse for some XXX action. I eventually stowed away on the Captain Birdseye Cod Trawler bound for Sunny Blighty.Thanks to my innate Kung-fu abilities i fought off the Captains advances in his relentless attempts at forcing Bum fun on me.I found a house,invaded it,sold the occupants on E-bay,took over the husbands job In Fazakerly hospital.and thanks to constant shaving the staff cant tell my monkey heritage.I live my life in secret dread at being found again by those post apocaliptic fanny packs. Click the following link for a vamp+werewolf .. gamewww.world4.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=47165368
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A midget with a tray of drinks, but failing that Angelina Jolie and Gillian Anderson in a hotel room after a boozing sesson and the conversation has been steered round to sexual experimentation ;-) really i'd like to meet peopel who are up for a laugh,like having fun and anyone who's down to earth n cool. So come on people DONT KEEP ME WAITIN.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dom
Birthday: every year
Birthplace: England
Current Location: My study
Eye Color: Dark Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish/English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Merrel climbing shoes
Your Weakness: Kryptonite (all colours)
Your Fears: Clowns and heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham+Pineapple with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: loose half a stone n start a family
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the fuck am i?!?!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ass
Your Bedtime: Whenever my eyes start to unfocus
Your Most Missed Memory:
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither yuck
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee is vile
Do you Smoke: only when im on fire
Do you Swear: All the FUCKING time...FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been+blew up the chem lab
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: If i dont who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: LOL yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: depends how much ive drank
Are you a Health Freak: nah,but like being fit.
Do you get along with your Parents: I did when they were alive.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Trombone,piano and my organ ;-)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Paracetamol count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall??? im British,i went the shopping centre.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Errrmmm Im british remember
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: broken record time...nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ive borrowed lol
Ever been Drunk: Who hasnt
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Sadly yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: saving people failing that,peacfully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fire engine
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair:
Height: Not bothered
Weight: not much heavier than me lol (depends on height though)
Best Clothing Style: unique
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: about 20
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few

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You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

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Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
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My Blog

Work,Life n shite

Right 1st of all im shattered so this blog is going to be a short one til tomorrow. Basically just an update,things have been up n down lately,but yesterday things went dead shite.I got told in work t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:42:00 GMT

More crap lol

More bad news for this hairy freak...my uncle died last night from a struggle against cancer sadly.He was a good man and will be missed. So I'll be going the funeral to pay my respects. Lifes funny is...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 13:40:00 GMT

Shitty 2 weeks and counting

Right from the start this is going to be a moan so if you want nip off for a cuppa and forget about this lol.Right i'll explain all about it. I split with my g/f last wednesday,I did the splitting but...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:25:00 GMT

logan

 
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 15:22:00 GMT