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Mary Is Awesome

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About Me

♥Welcome To Mary's Page!!♥
Well...Whats to say about me? Whats to say, that is, that hasn't been written in mens restroom stalls across the country? I'm you're average college gal. I'm Materialistic. I get caught up on myself. I throw fits out of nowhere. But besides that, i'm really funny, and pretty creative when it gets right now to it. I live with all i have, and i love with my whole heart. I live at University mannor, With some of the coolest people you'll ever want to meet...this including myself ;)... I go to Pitt community college, and i'll be transfering into ECU pretty soon, where i'll study advertising. Hopefully one day, i'll open my own firm up, and get super rich, and do nothing all day like Paris Hilton...what, who just said that? that was ridiculous!I love big sunglasses and designer purses...
♥ I love my friends so so so much.♥
♥ Margie is my Oldest and Dearest Friend
♥ Sarah is my GIRL
♥ Rachel and Jen are my Gangstas
♥ Awwweicia is a Drama Queen...and i'd have it no other way!!
♥ Joshy is my TWIN
♥ Brett is my True Brother
♥ Jack is living my dream, he lives in a musical that only HE can hear!
♥ Brian is the coolest Korean i've ever met!
♥ Kyle is gross, but that makes him a badass!!
♥ Gabe is a Son of a bitch, my favorite kind!
♥ Ginger is the hottest mom i know, seriously!
♥ Gosia is wicked cool, and will make a supa fine nurse!
♥ Sondrew is my life partner!
♥ Dana is my sister, and beer pong partner for life!
♥ Randee is my FYE Gangsta =)
♥ Alex and Jeremy are two of the coolest guys ever. Period!

want to know more? Well, i'm out of ideas. So i'll leave you with this:
She Said don't, don't let it go to your head. Boys like you are a dime a dozen, boys like you are a dime a dozen she said, you're a touch overrated, you're a Lush, and i hate it but these GRASSTAINS on my knees, they won't mean a thing.
VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. This is TOO True!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mary Joesphine Dixon
Birthday: September 16th 1986
Birthplace: Virginia Beach, Virginia
Current Location: Greenville, North Carolina
Eye Color: Blue-Green
Hair Color: Blonde Baby!
Height: About 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, of course!!!!
Your Heritage: Irish and Dutch, Which would explain why i'm always pale. And Drunk
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Volcom Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Pretty Eyes and a Charming Smile and lies lies lies!
Your Fears: Snakes. I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes, on this mother fucking plane!
Your Perfect Pizza: Just Cheese, but i'm lactose intolerant...so that pizza AFTER my meds
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get into ECU, and find a guy who is mature and sweet. And supa fine!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Gah
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i and what possible mistakes did i make last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, but if you're a guy its my boobs. Enjoy em now...
Your Bedtime: Ummm...Greenville tends not to sleep. But about 11 on weeknights
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Matt and Chad in Mr. Guards Class
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Eww, niether.
Single or Group Dates: Both!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Southern?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No...
Do you Swear: Frequently...You son of a Bitch!
Do you Sing: As loud as i can, Whenever i can, wherever i can!
Do you Shower Daily: Of course.
Have you Been in Love: Yes yes yes yes. and i miss it!
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: of course i do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes...but only when the room is spinning. Hate it when that happens!
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think it. I know it!
Are you a Health Freak: more so than i used to be
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, and i miss them!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the flute. and no. don't ask, i never went to band camp.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: UHHH. Like every other day.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Gah. The fifth?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yessss
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh hell yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, i hate oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Actually, yes i have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Oh, i'm not as cool as i once was
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. But there hasn't been anyone to dump me!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its freaking december. noooo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hell no
Ever been Drunk: Constantly
Ever been called a Tease: More than i have fingers and toes. But i'm not a tease. i'm just better than you.
Ever been Beaten up: hell no
Ever Shoplifted: hell no
How do you want to Die: Hmmmm. After crazy passionate sex. with a smile on my face!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sober, Rich, and powerful!
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Light colored eyes, but anything really if they are pretty
Favorite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Either works for me...
Height: taller than me
Weight: Doesnt really matter, as long as you can protect me!
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Like three...ish...cough cough
Number of CDs I own: Thousands, seriously
Number of Piercings: three
Number of Tattoos: Two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Well, i could really write a lot here. beacause in my past, i've trusted people way too much. i've loved people too much, but at the end of the day, they've made you who you are. so i regret nothing!
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My Interests


Webster's Definition
Mary --
[noun]:

A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Interests...Well, i'm an interesting person I thought that i could change you, but you've changed me
*Hanging out with my friends*
*My Parents*
*God*
*Desginer Purses*
*Pretty Sunglasses*
*Pictures*
*Paintings*
*Screwdrivers*
*Watching Nip/Tuck*
*Flavor Flav*
*Being dumb with my friends*
*Taking road trips*
*My Overused Cell phone*
*My Sister*
*Sleeping*
*Tanning*
*Being Gangsta*
*My John Deere P.JS*
*Kissing*
*Rolling my eyes*

Do not go to Candy Mountain!!

These guys are my interests....Drunk German Beer pong at 3am!!

I'd like to meet:



I would love to meet someone who is as awesome as me...Oh wait. I already have!
Aren't they hot???

Music:

Music is life. here are just a few of my faves....
♥ The All American Rejects
♥ Dashboard Confessional
♥ Acceptance
♥ Journey
♥ Public Enemy
♥ Teddy Geiger
♥ 30 Seconds to Mars
♥ AFI
♥ Cobra Starship
♥ The Academy is...
♥ The Eagles
♥ Kayne West
♥ Armor for Sleep
♥ Snow Patrol
♥ The Fray
♥ Between the Buried and Me
♥ Fear Before the March of Flames
♥ Fall of Troy
♥ Deftones
♥ Elani
♥ The Used
♥ Fall out Boy
♥ Jimi Hendrix
♥ Jimmy Eat World
♥ Coheed and Cambria
♥ Underoath
♥ Panic! At the Disco
♥ My Chemical Romance
♥ The Cranberries
♥ Gym Class Heroes
♥ Johnny Cash ( The Man in Black)
♥ The Eagles
♥ The Doors
♥ Montgomery Gentry
♥ From First to last
♥ The Killers
♥ The Pussycat Dolls
♥ Blindside
♥ Everlast
♥Alkaline Trio
♥ Emery
♥ Hawthorne Hieghts
♥ Hinder
♥ Taking Back Sunday
♥ The Ataris
♥ Saosin
♥ Circa Survive
♥ Motion City Soundtrack
♥ OAR
♥ Jack Johnson
♥ Corey Smith
♥ G Love
♥ Jim Jones
♥ Snoop Dogg
♥ Special Sauce
♥ Matchbook Romance
This is'nt all of them, and definately not in any order!!

I love music!

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Movies:

I love movies. They are my inspriation for my career, actually. so here are a few movies that i have really liked;
Walk the line
Donnie Darko
Orange County
Cruel Intentions
The Illustionist
Pirates Of the Carribbean 1&2
Napoleon Dynomite
300
All the Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Titanic
Old School
Achorman
Wedding Crashers
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
The 40 year old virgin
Romeo and Juliet
The Graduate
Queen of the Damned
Pulp Fiction
The Island
Zoolander
Requiem for a dream
Moulin Rouge!
Chicago
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Taleadega Nights: The ballad Of Ricky Bobby
Mean Girls
Pretty Woman
The Wizard of Oz
Gone with the Wind
Pyscho
Big Daddy
Troy
The Pursuit of Happyness
Bobby
Gladiator
Elf
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Beerfest
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Snakes on a plane

Television:

Nip/Tuck, South Park, Family Guy, King of the Hill, The war at home, American Dad, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Its Always Sunny in Philly, Grey's Anatomy, that 70's show

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Books:

Candide, The Davinci Code, 1984 and i love the mag Cosmo....And if There was a book about these people...it would be the best...I love love love all of them!
My Boys...

Hil and Joel

Gabe

Aweeeicia and Joshy

of course, my ladies

My suga mama too!!!

My Ginger And Gosia!

Heroes:

Hugh Heffers Girlfriends, They have to sleep with that 80 year old man and STILL have a Curfew!! But, Hey, I'm ain't sayin she a golddigger, but she aint messing with no broke niggas!!!

"Mary's Driving is Scarier than the Grudge 2"

My Blog

And it was Love, love, love love love lovvvvvveee!!

Everyone searches for meaning in their lives. Something that takes the empty piece of their lives and makes it whole. some people turn to God. Some people turn to drugs. Some people turn to material t...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST

Wake up Mary, This isnt Fair, Whats this??

Sometimes, life has its lows. people you trust suddenly make you sit down and stare into the cold reality that not everyone is going to protect you. You realize you're not everything you thought you'd...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Did i really ever give a fuck about you?

I wake up with blood-shot eyesStruggled to memorizeThe way it felt between your thighsPleasure that made you cryFeels so good to be badNot worth the aftermath, after thatAfter thatTry to get you back[...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST

Makes me wonder....

You know, the older you get, the more you screw up. Its something that happens. Nobody can avoid that. Sometimes you screw up and you have no idea you've even screwed up! But while this screwing up is...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:39:00 PST

Me...on any given night

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ohUh uh uh uh uh uh uh ohCheck it outGoing outOn the late nightLooking tightFeeling niceIt's a **** fightI can tellI just knowThat it's going downTonightAt the door we don't wait ...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

Arrggghhhh!!!!!!

A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling,a compass, or a treasure map.Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute,unless they fling ...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

I believe and Practice this....

"A Smart girl Kisses butdoesn't Love. Listens but doesn'tbelieve. And Leaves before she is left." Marilyn Monroe...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST

I think i need a Change....

In the light of the sunIs there anyoneOh it has begunOh dear you look so lostEyes are redAnd tears are shedThis world you must have crossedYou said you don't know meAnd you don't even careOh yeahshe s...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:42:00 PST

words to think about

"Yesterday is already a dream and tomorrow is only a vision, but today well-lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope."
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

I'm like a Lawyer with the way i'm always trying to get you off

Last year's wishesAre this year's apologiesEvery last time I come homeI take my last chanceTo burn a bridge or twoI only keep myself sick in the headCause I know how the words get youWe're the new fac...
Posted by Mary Is Awesome on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST