MY LIFE ACCORDING TO GOOGLE[1] Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search: Janel needs him, though Ezri says he has no head for business.[2] Type in "[your name] looks" in Google search: JANEL LOOKS SO ADORABLE![3] Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search: Janel has gone crazy, there is no doubt. She loves winged rodents to be soaring about. She'd hug 'em and feed 'em.[4] Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search: Janel loves to sing, and hopes to release an album sometime soon.[5] Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search: Janel eats your children![6] Type in "[your name] has" in Google search: Janel has matured a great deal in the last year or so.[7] Type in "[your name] can" in Google search: Janel can do so many, many more things, though of course we can't KNOW if she'll do them.[8] Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search: Either Janel died or I'm about to get dumped again.[9] Type in "[your name] should" in Google Search: Janel should've been the lead singer in the Bratz Movie; she has an amazing voice.[10] Type in "[your name] might" in Google Search: I did spill the beans, once I got home, so as not to get into trouble, since I was worried that Janel might squeal on me.[11] Type in "[your name] throws" in Google Search: Janel gets ball at top of the key, Jamie seals under the basket, and Janel throws a lob. Both plays produce very easy buckets when they work.[12] Type in "[your name] writes" in Google Search: Janel writes the following about Matilda: "I think this is a great book. I think it is even greater than the movie."[13] Type in "[your name] reads" in Google Search: Janel reads her lines more stiffly than the corpse of Bob Hope telling us, "It's a Big K-Mart."[14] Type in "[your name] says" in Google Search: Janel says, "I can definitely imagine us, our kids, growing up here."[15] Type in "[your name] watches" in Google Search: On Saturday mornings, Janel watches the Food Network for lessons and inspiration.[16] Type in "[your name] attends" in Google Search: Janel attends the University of California, Berkeley, Boalt Hall School of Law and is a member of its Asian Law Journal.[17] Type in "[your name] slept with" in Google Search: Janel slept with everyone.[18] Type in "[your name] drove to" in Google Search: (apparently nowhere ... "no results found")[19] Type in "[your name] drank" in Google Search: (again ... "no results found")[20] Type in "[your name] jumped" in Google Search: The likeness of the photo to the sketch drawn by Janel jumped out at her!