Bootylicious

I'm Bryce, but people tend to call me Boot. I'm a music education major at Kutztown University and I work at Eckerd. I'm madly in love with a very sweet girl named Candace (sweet as in nice and cuddley, not like "dude, sweet"). I play drums like I get paid to do it. I don't get paid to do it though... I play for a dirty southern rock band entitled 'The Malibu Classic'. I occasionally play the lottery, but my tickets always lose and Candace's always win. I'm a car enthusiast, but I drive an almost completely stock Jeep Cherokee with 175,000 miles on it. I know exactly what I want to do with my life. I don't drink (at all), smoke (at all) or party.

Alcohol is a waste of my time. It is a worthless drain on self-respect and intellect and succeeds only in making you into someone that you are not.