<~*Ashley*~>

Myspace Layouts Hey all! Sorry again for the haiatus! Don't have complete access to the 'net anymore (and don't really want to) For those of you who were wondering wtf "Meriyah Lynn" was all about, I had suspicions that certain people from my past were trying to find me online so I used it as an alias. Yeah, I know, if you looked up my first and last name this page would come up, but this person doesn't know my married name (smart, huh?). So, that's been all squared away and I'm now back to being good ol' Ashley. Well, maybe not good, but . . . eh, the wittiness just isn't there tonight. And to leave you with a bit of thought, I would like to leave these words of wisdom:
Bubba had been going to the University of Michigan for 11 years and just couldn't graduate. One day, the dean of students calls Bubba in to his office and says, "Bubba, we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate. In a month, at half time of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you out on the field and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get it wrong, you have to go home without it and not come back." Bubba agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studied night and day for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming and Bubba's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with Michigan students and alumni, all waiting to see how Bubba would do. The dean stepped up and said, "Bubba, are you ready for your question?" Bubba said he was. The dean said, "Bubba, what is 3 X 3?" Bubba thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up to the microphone and said, "9?" Before the dean could respond, thousands of the students and alumni of Michigan jumped up and yelled, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
GO BUCKEYES!!