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Tits McGee

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'M NICER THAN I SHUD BE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HONESTLY, I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE RUN-OF-THE-MILL GAL... EXCEPT I SLING PORN FOR A LIVING. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, A LOVING BOYFRIEND, A CAT, DOG AND A MILD CASE OF OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. I LOVE AVACADOES.
Alison --
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Extremely dominant
'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com"; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

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adopt your own virtual pet!***************MY MAIN INTREST IS KEEPING SATAN IN CHECK

I'd like to meet:

THIS IS WHERE I WRITE..."I'D LIKE TO MEET MATURE DRAMA-FREE PEOPLE BLAH BLAH BLAH". HOW BOUT THIS-IF YOU SUSPECT THAT YOU'RE EVEN MILDLY RETARDED, DON'T BOTHER ME, OKAY?

Music:

I LIKE ALL SORTS OF SHIT ME AND EMILY ENJOYING FAMILY VALUES 2006 (HER FIRST CONCERT!) SHOW 'EM YOUR ROCK FIST, KID! WHO'S THE RETARD IN THE BACKGROUND???(oops-that's my mom) IS IT TIME FOR KOrN YET MOM?
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Heroes:

MY DAUGHTER FOR TEACHING ME PRESERVERANCE, JOSH FOR HOLDIN' IT DOWN WHEN SHIT GOT ROUGH, MY PARENTS FOR WIPING MY ASS WHEN I NEEDED IT MOST, AND PEOPLE THAT STOP AT STOPLIGHTS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GAL I KNOW

My Blog

We do have a FEW rules, people

My clerk told me this story right before I left today. This guy bought a wind up jumping dicky (which is like 1 1/2 inches tall). Bout 15 minutes passed, and Clerk didn't see the customer le...
Posted by Tits McGee on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

NEVER BEAT YOUR CHILD (unless your child is mine)

I am at my wits end. Cleaning the girls' room and finding half-eaten candy, empty bags-o-snacks, hidden writting utensils, my kitchen scissors that I was missing for weeks, and various other unpleasan...
Posted by Tits McGee on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:47:00 PST

My ties that do not bind

Ugh...so my brother, whom I kicked out of my house because he refused to seek employment the entire time he was here, actually got a job...then got fired the next day for failing his piss test (retard...
Posted by Tits McGee on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:25:00 PST

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, BITCH?

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Posted by Tits McGee on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:51:00 PST

I SO FUCKIN HATE YOU

Because you lie. Because you cheat (but I suppose you learned that from your mom). Because you randomly pass on blame for your actions. Because you believe in fairys (how retarded are you?). Because y...
Posted by Tits McGee on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST

Why you ask??

Because I can. Because you let me. Because I know when it comes down to it, you're the only one that won't shit on me "just because". Because you go out of your way to make every minute special. Becau...
Posted by Tits McGee on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:27:00 PST

SHITTY FUCKIN PEOPLE

Okay. I've noticed a growing trend reaching pandemic preportions. Shittyness. It's fucking EVERYWHERE! Let's say (hypothetically) you work two jobs. One you work 6 days and the other 1 day. You call i...
Posted by Tits McGee on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:16:00 PST

Why I feel the need to be banned from evry place I walk in to

I went to Victoria's Secret today to get some lotion-simple enuff-I don't look around cuz I already know my tit's can't squeeze into anything they have. Emily wanted to smell some of the flavors-no pr...
Posted by Tits McGee on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

Jonathan Davis Is Not Gay (right?)

I had this up a while back, and a few of you have asked for it's return...so here ya go bitches!Jonathan Davis Is Not Gay Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Tits McGee on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

use the proper words bitch!

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Posted by Tits McGee on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST