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About Me

Well done. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Tom Knight
Jagshemash!
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So not a lot to say about me really. Typical 20 year old lead by instinctand not reason, some think thats a stupid dangerous way to live, but you tend to be able to help more living like that. I'm a fan of any thing that isnt good for me, I tend to put my self in the firing line, and tend to get hit alot of the time, but each time is a lesson, i now know that when a 4x4 hits you right on, you'll come out worse than the car will (maybe should of known that already!) Not to try is not to know!!!
SAY WHAT YOU SEE! ....
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Ok people, got my Police test are done, results came in, and yes, i passed, story going around that i got 97%, this is not true, I got 98%, what? you all seem suprised!
"Every time you put on your uniform then walk down the street you become the most visible and most stereotyped minority on that street, and unlike racism, it seems perfectly acceptable to most sections of society to treat you as such." Wise words, wise wise words!
I dont go out much in Hastings, if you've ever been out in Hastings, you'll know why. So if you do ever see me, come on, say hi. I maybe very drunk, but it just means I'll be nicer, but dont take that has any thing more, i just liek you as a friend!
Add to me MSN if you want to chat, [email protected]
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Hilary Duff!
I Love Her

Jimmy Carr, just sit down and do some people watching (I judge people ALOT) so I think we'd have fun mocking together.

"Tom Fucking Knight"

Jessica Jane Clement!

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My Blog

Common Things Our "Customers" Say When They're Arrested

You Are Under Arrest And... No, I don't care who you are... No, I don't care who you know... Yes, you do pay my salary... Yes, you can have my job... No, I don't have anything better to do... Y...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Handy Hints And Tips

just a handy hint (for which i learnt one night on duty). it is not a good idea to try and run through bramble bushes when chasing people, (long story, just say the hole in the hedge was small en...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:10:00 GMT

August Baby 2

---------AUGUST BABY --------------- Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. No self control. Kind hearted. Self confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:46:00 GMT

August Baby

------------AUGUST BABY ---------------outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds onattention. no self control. kind hearted. selfconfident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.easy to get along with a...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:06:00 GMT

Rant

People are obsessed with guns, and I can understand why, but we shouldnt ban all guns, I means yes get rid of all guns, but allow world war two artillery it would slow things down much more. Or just ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 15:14:00 GMT

When Payback Becomes Punishment

15-4-06  Its funny, just when it seems that everything is on the way up, just when the dust seems to settle, when you feel like you've been in every fight you could, and won every battle there wa...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 17:53:00 GMT