I'm || ALFONSOâ„¢! Or many know me as Batty-Matty =P.. or just Matt :-)
Every day I try to be myself, no matter who I’m around. I’m actually very Gay, but I love it! Dick is so much better than pussy.. I mean, be cautious of anything with wrinkles! Think how saggy your bitch’s pussy’s gonna be when she’s 60! You ain’t gotta worry so much because your sack has probably already been saggy since your 20s.. I believe gayness is more acceptable these days, but there are still many arrogant & homophobic arse-holes out there who are so self-centered and can’t accept that some people are different to them. Being a ‘Batty-Boy’ or ‘Chi-Chi Man’ is not a choice, it’s a natural occurrence. It’s orientation, we can’t control that. So what’s wrong? And what motivates some people to yell ‘GAY!’ at us in the middle of the street? It’s like me yelling back ‘STRAIGHT!’ .. Errr, we know mate ;) – Sounds stupid right?
When you first meet me you might think I’m just another stereotypical gay, but people close to me know I can be a great friend and I have lots of different outlooks on life. I like to think I can be a lil’ entertaining at times too, personality-based. An example would be giving me alcohol + interesting people with a sense of humour.. that should spark a few laughs =P
If I come across arrogant, I’m not. It’s called confidence :-) My confidence level is BIG but could be better. It’s something you can work on. I believe my current level has established from general growing up, the ‘coming-out’ process and in particular my friend’s personalities/celebs etc. Though I am quite vain: I look in the mirror a lot and I take the PISS gettin’ ready. It’s just how I’ve been for a long time. I do wear make-up at times, usually foundation on bad days, concealer and occasionally a tiny-weeny bit of mascara if I’m going out to help define those lashes! I am NOT a drag queen or anything that involves cross-dressing. Lately people have been telling me I look more like a girl though, so maybe I should quit? Fuck that :P – It’s just my pretty features and a long fringe ;)
I’m a very honest person. As you might have gathered already. It’s usually best if you’re just saying it like it is and telling people about themselves if they’re out of order. Unless it’s your boss, you don’t want the sack. If they don’t like it, it’s probably because they don’t like the truth. Truth hurts, but ya gotta be cruel to be kind...
I know I don’t look fantastic at the moment, but one day, I will look like a hot celebrity :-)
I’m very musical. I like pretty much any genre of music. I am Grade 8 ABRSM standard on Flute and toured in two orchestras. I play Piccolo and Piano too. I’ve met legendary flute player Sir James Galway and have been taught by HIS student, Gareth Mclearnon. I have a diploma in Music. I have recorded in professional studios. I have played in ‘Young Musician’ concerts. I’m to study Music at university.
I say:
You are who you are so don’t change for other people. Don’t care what other people think about your personality. Follow your heart and instinct. Always be yourself. Be friendly, but honest. Try and be as pretty as you possibly can (you don’t wanna look just one step up from the crater-faced troll next door..). Enjoy life to the max. Be Unique (Look at GAGA!), Don’t be a dick. Natural beauty is always better. Gordon Brown is a twat. Chavs shoud get a life. David Beckham is one of the sexiest men ever! Zac Efron is one of the sexiest lads ;) Wolverhampton has a lot of skets. Many straight lads only like football because their mates do and not because it’s something they showed original interest in. People try too hard to be a ‘certain way’. Young girls looking too FAKE is on the increase. Mariah Carey had one of the best voices ever and is legendary. Dr Pepper is yum! Simon Cowell is always right. Music is more powerful than visual art. You can’t get any more ‘bling’ than J-Lo. America is better than the UK. American Idol is better than the X-Factor. The war in Iraq was illegal. Travelling is the best way to become independent but have fun at the same time. Britney Spears lip-syncs too much but still has something.. :/ The Apprentice is a great show for motivation. Buses are crap. Will & Grace is amazing. The UK has too much shit weather. The iPOD Touch is a fantastic gadget. The Sex and the City movie is superb! Jacuzzi’s are very relaxing. Hairspray is a fantastic musical. Bill Gates is too rich. British TV is shit. George Bush will get assassinated.
I like:
My arm fetish ;). Mariah Carey. My friends and family. Music. Sex. Going out. Good physique. Michael Jackson. The Oprah Winfrey Show. Movies. American Idol. Wine. Salmon. IKEA. Archers and Lemonade ;) Candles. Girls Aloud. Nice elderly people. Clay Aiken. Limos. Clean houses. Flying. Clean people. Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson. Big cities. Countryside. Walking. Castles. Harry Potter books. Tea and Coffee. Magners. Christina Aguilera. Fashion. Christmas. Creativity. Money. Pussycat Dolls. Bracelets. Whitney Houston. Orchestras. Aftershaves. Smooth skin. Holidays. Alton Towers. Flute. Water features. My mobile phone. Beyonce Knowles. Wales. Good food. NYC. Vanilla Yoghurt. Wharf in Walsall on a Monday night. Eating out. Exploring new places. Being daring. Not taking life too seriously. Charice Pengpengco.
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