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Red Beard

Be the ball

About Me

My middle name is Scott. Always has been, always will be.

My Interests

Improvisational Comedy

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can dance better than this guy...

Music:


Movies:

Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore, Punch Drunk Love, Momento, Crash, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back, American History X, Donnie Darko, The Party, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, The Cable Guy, Flirting With Disaster, The Natural, The Sandlot, Slapshot, Hoosiers, Let It Ride, Half Baked, PCU, Napoleon Dynamite, Spiderman 1 & 2, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, All 6 StarWars, Midnight Madness & Hudson Hawk.

Television:

Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Law & Order: SVU, Six Feet Under, Big Love, MXC, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, Cheaters, Mr. Show, The first 48 Hours, Web Junk 20, World Series of Pop Culture, People's Court, Cash Cab, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Around the Horn, Pardon the Interuption & pretty much anything on ESPN, ESPN 2 and ESPN News.

Books:

I like Harry Potter, so what? I'm still a man.

Heroes:

My gorgeous wife, Lisa. Oh, and Spiderman!!! Go Spidey!!

My Blog

Sheep

I started a blog.This Coffee Is Weak
Posted by Red Beard on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST

I love my dead gay wizard!!!

So i was chatting online with a good friend the other day. We were shooting the shit about this and that, like we do from time to time. Then, knowing that i'm a big Harry Potter freak, he asks, "Wha...
Posted by Red Beard on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:04:00 PST

Make yourself into a Simpsons character

Simpsons Movie...
Posted by Red Beard on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST

Remember that scene in The Fly...

...where Jeff Goldblum's fingernails fall off? Well, about 2 1/2 weeks ago i was rounding a corner in my home, barefoot, when i accidentally kicked a wall. Smack dab into my left pinky toe and the o...
Posted by Red Beard on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

Personality test

Well, according to the picture, i'm a woman.You Are An ENFPThe InspirerYou love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpress...
Posted by Red Beard on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

The Summer of George

Well, i'm unemployed. I've got the summer to get up to JCCC to talk to a councilor about going back to school. I earned all this Americorp money through work so i can learn myself a graphic design de...
Posted by Red Beard on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST

Exciting July

Many reasons to be excited about this month: -My sister and her two little boys, Jacob and Justin, will be visiting from Connecticut. They haven't been to KC for about 3 years now. Collin was 1, so...
Posted by Red Beard on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

Tag...You're IT!

Ok, if attention seeking bulletins weren't enough, a new wave of self effusion is on the rise...the survey in BLOG FORM!!! A friend tagged me, so now i'm tagging the following people...but FIRST six w...
Posted by Red Beard on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

Look how big my head is getting!!!

This is from the Wednesday, Jan. 31 - Feb. 6 issue of the Pitch... --------Kings of ImprovBy Alan ScherstuhlNot since last summer have we had the opportunity to catch up with the Trip Fives, the comed...
Posted by Red Beard on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:45:00 PST

My Big Toe...

... on my right foot has been bugging me for the past couple of days. It throbs in a very annoying way. Well, i should say throb because i didn't drop anything on it, i guess it's more of a pulse. ...
Posted by Red Beard on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST